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we could go round to a friend’s house and get stoned but there’s something in the house i hear noises in the walls and i fucking hate that bitch so i’m going to your house tonight but i only want to speak if you have the time

happy birthday elijah hewson may your day be filled with joy and unlimited cigarettes

happy birthday van mccann and congratulations on 33 years of being the most beautiful test tube baby to ever exist i love you more than anything

it’s so funny seeing eli on stage with his new hair still shaking his head to bounce his curls except there’s nothing left to bounce and now he just looks like he’s glitching mid song

fontaines dc are fucking phenomenal and very few artists today balance intellect and emotion like them. they’ve always had a lot to say and a clear vision of what they stand for and they turn their truths into meaningful art and present it fearlessly ughh i’m so glad they exist

i love that inhaler finally got to cover a song that truly reflects their sound and shows off their full potential again

bobby sounds like a choir of angels spent eternity crafting the most divine sound in heaven then handed it to a gruff dublin bloke as a cosmic joke on humanity

literally fuck it if they talk like actually fuck it if they try and get to us cause i’d deadass rather go blind than let you down on god

i’m going to throw up van mccann van mccann van mccann van mccann van mccann van mccann i’m going to throw up van mccann van mccann van mccann

we’re seeing van mccann today. we’re about to find out if he cut his hair and if he’s still loyal to the black skinny jeans. we’re going to see him moving and breathing. might see a smile too. he actually exists and isn’t just some beautiful myth we bring up to get sad about

the soldier returns this week and i can finally take off my victorian mourning veil

there should be a law against artists going bald mid tour like wdym you had a full head of hair last night and now you’re on stage with the lights bouncing off your freshly bald sweaty scalp

if i were the girl who got dublined in madrid i’d sue inhaler and demand royalties

being in inhaler must be so weird because your best friend of 2837 years is kind of a loser and then you go on stage and thousands of strangers are obsessed with his jawline

i love when eli is visibly feeling himself on stage and suddenly whores out for no reason then flashes a smile that says he’s perfectly aware of the complete mayhem he’s just unleashed

you guys talk about gatekeeping inhaler because apparently they have to stay our precious little secret indie boys but then call them khias and losers when they don’t sell out a certain arena like WHAT DO YOU WANTTTTTT 😭😭😭

we don’t talk enough about the fact that inhaler have been on tour forever and somehow still perform without any sign of weariness or boredom and they’re always throwing their whole hearts into every show

ok hear me out what if we eliminated l*wis evans and cloned josh so we’ve got one josh on stage and the other josh roaming around snapping pics and they could switch it up if they’re feeling bored like one night guitar josh becomes photo josh and vice versa what do you guys think

fuck getting dublined i want ryan mcmahon to jump off stage and shove a drumstick up my nostril instead