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She really tried tricking Kanel Joseph into paying for her stuff😭😭😭
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That’s my captain bro. Always making sure Wirtz feels appreciated and seen. What a leader Virgil is.
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The moment Drake thought he broke stake 💀
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- Liverpool won - City dropped points - Chelsea dropped points - Carrick is keeping his job - United are in the relegation zone. WHAT A WEEKEND 😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️
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Till the wheels fall off Flo. Always gonna back you. 🇩🇪❤️
🚨 Florian Wirtz: “I’m so happy! I didn’t come here to have fun… I’m here to win everything”. “I would like to win everything every year! First of all, we have to do our work, I have to make my work”.
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WIRTZ ASSIST AND ISAK GOAL WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE
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Macca fighting for Munoz after Lerma got in his face. That’s my midfielder. ❤️🇦🇷
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Barcola assist and Wirtz goal. I prayed for this moment. 😭❤️🇩🇪🇫🇷
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Neon really gifted Bro a brand new IPhone 18 pro max live on stream courtesy of Chatmobile 🔥 #Chatmobile #N3on #Unruly
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When the 17 year old and the 19 year old are the only ones with good ratings, you know it’s bad.
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The David Coote incident, Robertson being attacked by a ref, and probably the most “apologies” from the PGMOL after matches end and they messed up the call than any other team in England. I don’t know why, but English referees hate Liverpool more than any other team. These stats show what everyone knows but is too afraid to say 👇
The refereeing Liverpool have been subjected to, particularly at Anfield, is genuinely staggering. And I’m tired of legitimate criticism being dismissed as “sour grapes” before anyone even bothers to look at the evidence. Paul Tomkins has researched this extensively, going back decades and some of his findings are genuinely ridiculous. Consider these stats from his April 2026 study: • ZERO opposition players have received a foul-related DOGSO red card at Anfield since 2009. That’s 325 home league games without an opponent being sent off for denying an obvious goalscoring opportunity through a foul. • 3 Liverpool players received DOGSO red cards at Anfield in just 28 games under Slot. More than opposition players received at Anfield in the previous 25 years combined. • Liverpool haven’t received a penalty in the opening 15 minutes of a league match with fans present since December 2012. Man City received 14 (!!) in that same period. • Liverpool went 305 consecutive league matches between 2015 & 2023 without an opposition player receiving a 2nd yellow. That’s 8 years. Home or away. • Since VAR was introduced, Liverpool have received just 2 VAR-awarded penalties for fouls. Man City received 11. Liverpool have also had 7 awarded against them. • Liverpool received ZERO subjective VAR overturns in their favour before the 28th minute across approximately 260 matches. Man United received 7, Arsenal 6 & Man City 6. • Salah averaged just 0.83 fouls won per 90 minutes, ranking outside the top 2,000 players in Tomkins’ study. Anyone who watched Salah knows how ridiculous that is given how frequently he’s grabbed, pulled & manhandled. • Liverpool’s average foul free-kicks won dropped from around 12-13 per game before Klopp to just 9 after his arrival. Only Sheffield United recorded fewer in Tomkins’ comparison. • Only 51% of Liverpool’s penalties were awarded at Anfield, compared to approximately 63% at home across the league. Some home advantage, eh? And perhaps the most damning stat of all: Of the 56 highly contentious league incidents Tomkins identified against Liverpool in the VAR era, 53 (95%) happened when the match was level or separated by just 1 goal. These are game-changing decisions. Penalties, red cards & incidents that can genuinely decide matches, title races & entire seasons. Think about Tarkowski’s challenge on Mac Allister, Ødegaard practically playing basketball at Anfield, Senesi’s handball or Salah getting manhandled every other week without a whistle. Oh, and literally disallowing a completely valid goal at Tottenham (no, YOU let it go). At what point do we stop pretending this is normal? And what frustrates me most is how quickly people dismiss the conversation as “sour grapes.” As if being a Liverpool supporter somehow invalidates the evidence. You can be biased & still be absolutely right. I’m not suggesting these stats automatically prove some grand conspiracy, but the disparities are extraordinary. And when you actually watch the incidents themselves, it’s difficult to understand how some of these decisions are even possible. We’re talking about penalties & red cards. Literally the most consequential decisions a referee can make. And somehow Liverpool consistently find themselves on the wrong end of them, even at Anfield - especially at Anfield - where we’re supposedly benefiting from this enormous home advantage. Why shouldn’t that be questioned? Credit to Paul Tomkins for actually doing the research & documenting this over the years. Full analysis: tomkinstimes.substack.com/p/… But sure, “sour grapes.” #LFC
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Might be the cleanest handshake ever 😮‍💨 #NOAHMEJIA #PLATINUMPRODUCER
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Noah was talking about sold out seats for a show 🫣 #NOAHMEJIA #PLATINUMPRODUCER
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Bro is going through a whole character arc while Noah is locked in on the beat 😭 #NOAHMEJIA #PLATINUMPRODUCER
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Bro forgot all about the music collab the moment someone walked by 😭😭 #NOAHMEJIA #PLATINUMPRODUCER
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There is only one team in the premier league that’s been able to stop this Brighton super team…
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JOE GOMEZ WITH HIS FIRST GOAL FOR LIVERPOOL
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Dad tell me about all the times Liverpool beat Chelsea in penalties. Me:
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FLEETWOOD JUST BEAT ARSENAL I REPEAT, FLEETWOOD TOWN JUST BEAT MIKEL ARTETA’S ARSENAL.
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لقد انتصر بنيامين نتنياهو وسيحررنا من الحوثيين 🇮🇱🇸🇦❤️
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