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Jamaica
Joined May 2024
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Looks like the Benz was in the right lane, the Vitz driver saw and panicked, swerved to the right to avoid the Benz, lost control of the vehicle and crashed in the Benz that had also tried to correct itself. I guess this video doesnโ€™t answer all the questions.
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The traffic heading into Portmore on I95 is ridiculous. Whatโ€™s happening in Portmore? Whereโ€™s everybody going?
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Even though Savanna la mar is on Jamaicaโ€™s south coast, itโ€™s geographically north or Port Antonio.
Tell me a fact that sounds made up but is actually true.
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My IG feed doing its best to get me to download this deepstash app.
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The โ€œLooseโ€ must refer to the impending bowel movements after consuming this.
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Iโ€™ve gotten used to be called โ€œuncleโ€. I can now tolerate being called โ€œelderโ€ (still hate it though). But this mf just called โ€œold timerโ€ and thatโ€™s where I draw the line.
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This must be the end of Carrick now.
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It means you should be a part of an OSCE exam for med students.
What does it mean when you press your feet and it leaves a mark? Is there cause of alarm ๐Ÿค”
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Engagement farming account from Nigeria, this exact image and caption has been posted on other platforms. x.com/notreallyondisโ€ฆ
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My wife enrolled my daughter in gymnastics 2 years ago as an extracurricular activity for her to burn off some extra energy and have fun. Now I hear I have to fund her trip to Miami for a tournament early next year. She made her school team (didnโ€™t even know there were try outs), and I have more money to spend on training gear. What kinda overseas tournament is a 4 year girl going to?
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So no oneโ€™s talking about the bomb threat at Spanish Town Hospital.
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Last move is illegal.
Watch how this lady smoked the guy in a chess match
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I loved BBT so much I can even tell the episodes those pics are from: 1st pic from Panty Piรฑata Polarisation 2nd pic from Tenure Turbulence.
Hey @grok , how was Penny able to afford her own apartment on a waitressโ€™s salary while two PhD physicists struggled to pay rent?
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Iโ€™d probably be more content in prison known my daughterโ€™s murders are dead and being free having it haunt me that theyโ€™re alive.
A Manchester father has been charged with conspiracy to murder after allegedly conspiring with other men to kill two men who are believed to have fatally shot his four-year-old daughter in a gun attack in February. Read more: jamaica-gleaner.com/article/โ€ฆ #GLNRToday
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Avoid Naggo Head if you can.
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The Chinese: Our cars can jump over obstacles. Elon: Hold my beer
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Itโ€™s probably time the RTA explicitly addresses lane splitting and filtering. The practice is so common itโ€™s borderline cultural now. Lane filtering, I would say, is almost essential, but lane splitting over a certain speed (of moving traffic) should be illegal or significantly restricted.
The bike was in the CRVโ€™s blindspot. This is why lane splitting should be heavily clamped down on because of riders and stupid ass reasoning. I can check my mirrors till the lord comes but if youโ€™re in my vehicleโ€™s blind spot Iโ€™m not going to see you.
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Whatโ€™s causing this traffic snarl in Kingston
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Iโ€™d rather be dead than live with the neurological deficits associated with a broken neck.
Ludigreen Spaulding Clarendon, heard 1 man in d vehicle neck is broken but he's not dead...
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Replying to @FBAwayDays
It'll be even funnier when they line up against Man City next season
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