I've heard of the spreadsheet mines. Fuck the spreadsheet mines. Fuck the software battery-hen farms.
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😅"Without being able to consume Vegemite, I feel deprived of being able to practice my Australian culture, sad and disconnected from my family and community," he told the Victorian Supreme Court.
(also- marmite forever)
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NZ election update 2026 - Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Love everyone involved, JFC what the hell. Every time one of them talks I think we're all fucked more and more, and that's not a partisan position, the whole thing is a shit show.
New you-fucking-wot? Just dropped. God bless the cookers.
🚨WARNING: superintelligence requires the water cooling pipes in data centers to be opaque!!
AGI can control LEDs in the data center and pulse optogenetic codes to the bacteria in the water pipes. Combine that with temperature and vibration control by manipulating computer fans and superintelligence can control RNA transcription in the bacteria. A superintelligence will engineer a supermicrobe right from its water pipes and instruct them to kill all humans (with >10% probability!)
I might sound like a weird maniac. Earlier today I posted about this water spout in Italy teapawt.net/nexta_tv/status/209830… then linked to this picture purported to be of my country (NZ) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_View… and it was scrubbed off my timeline? I have no idea either.
Italy was hit by more than 63,000 lightning strikes in 12 hours
After a hot summer, the country was struck by intense downpours and thunderstorms along with a sharp drop in temperature.
Tuscany was hit the hardest, and a giant waterspout formed off the Ligurian coast. The storm felled trees and flooded roads and towns.
In the province of Udine, a woman died in a car that became trapped in a flooded underpass.
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🟠 TRUMP'S ACTIONS UNINTENTIONALLY STRENGTHENED IRAN'S HARDLINERS
Ever wondered how political moves can backfire spectacularly? This clip reveals the unexpected consequences of Trump's policies on Iran's political landscape.
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Host: Jamarl Thomas
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Segment aired on July 24, 2026
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There are wildfires raging in southern France🔥
Thank you to our heroes🙏🙏🧑🚒
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🎥©️Cyril Talbot
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A train travels through intense wildfire flames near Armstrong, Ontario, July 2026 .
The wokesters wanted us to name the ferries Bussy Tahi, and Bussy Rua, but we've put a stop to that. -- Winston Peters probably.
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TRUMP: Would you go to Moscow?
ZELENSKYY: It is difficult. There are lots of Ukrainian drones there. It's dangerous.
This is the kinda guy that makes you think you should be able to report someone for chronically poor takes.
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No one talks about it much, but looking at Trumps complexion from before he went full airbrushed, he's definitely had chronically ginger pubes his entire life. Which is fine, just means he should avoid sugar and staring into the fucking sun.
Genuine question. Are Katie Hopkins and Sabine Hoffenfelder sisters?
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Both rebels, but quite different politics. LOL.
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Managed to put together a documentary of Spacewarp @ Zhonghua Gate (audiovisual collaboration with @the3ASiC ) with the limited phone footage I have.