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Texan | US Marine | Dad

Texas, USA
Joined November 2019
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Bragging rights secured 😈
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Something a middle-schooler emailed us about: “A ‘combination lock’ should *technically* be called a ‘permutation lock,’ because the order of the numbers matters in permutations, but in combinations the order doesn’t matter.” 10/10, no notes.
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The end of Episode 7, when Jordan said winning has a price and leadership has a price.
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THIS IS FUGGIN BRILLIANT!!!
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Post a picture of the worst invention ever. I'll go first.
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Ladies and gentlemen, it’s Friday
Ladies and gentlemen, it’s Friday
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Rip Patrick Stewart 💔
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In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to: Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund    alzresearch.org/giving/ Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources     alzfdn.org/donate/ Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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Terrible take…Have fun gals
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Happy Monday to all the other undefeated teams in the state of Texas
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1️⃣-0️⃣ as the No. 1️⃣ ranked team!
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This man just took the same plastic recorder that used to sound like a dying goose in elementary school and casually started shredding Sultans of Swing on it. Eyes half-closed, fully committed, fingers flying like he actually practiced this instead of just surviving Hot Cross Buns. Somewhere a music teacher is watching this and having an existential crisis. The recorder has seen things. It will never be the same.
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Ladies and gentlemen, it’s Friday
Ladies and gentlemen, it’s Friday
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Life inside the cage. Who's been with us on the Rats In A Cage Tour? #TheSmashingPumpkins #RatsInACage
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I, for one, consider 4 a perfectly fine integer between 1 and 39402006196394479212279040100143613805079739270465446667946905279627659399113263569398956308152294913554433653942642
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private keys from 8 intermediate CA certs have been compromised (eMudhra) Happy "Update everything" day to all my pager-carrying friends emudhra.we-have-a-problem.co…
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It’s time to sail into the weekend. Here’s to relaxation, good company, and a little adventure. Fair winds and following seas, my friends.
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Autumn has arrived…
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