Hayley retweeted
I like Cleveland! cause it's like you think I'm a bitch? A whore? I have a flat ass? I can't dance? I'm ugly? I'm getting old? My joy is annoying? I'm fake? I'm not a girl's girl? Well sure I'm insufferable but I'm in love with someone who is obsessed with me 💅
Hayley retweeted
I think many of your problems stem from the fact that you’re not keeping it 100 on the land, the sea, the sky
Come rain, wind, hangovers & shine. I’ve helped run & watched @OfficialHFBFC for over 12 years now.
The result might have not been what we wanted but honestly, I couldn’t be prouder and more honoured to be a part of a club like this.
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Ruari aside, we’re a team of mid Sussex (at best) footballers who just want to play with their mates, have a laugh & then a basket meal and a cheeky Sunday session. And sometimes we’re bloody good at the football.
I am rambling but still, what im trying to say is…
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Hayley retweeted
alpha bros be having podcasts where they coach other men to be hyper-masculine controlling red-flag assholes meanwhile every woman i know is completely horny for this 40 sec clip of tom holland in drag shaking his little ass to a feminist anthem
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Hayley retweeted
if anyone ever startles Emma again i’ll freak the fuck out and set everything on fire
Me vicariously living through @OfficialHFBFC tweets while I’m sat reserving a table for 2.5 hours for Christmas lunch with Little Baby Fatboy 🤣
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Missing my first @OfficialHFBFC game in a very long time. Since the day E was born I think.
Sunday evening games aren’t family friendly so it’s a girls night in for me and the littlest biggest Fatboys fan, hoping someone does the twitter without me there 😇
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