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✨chronically ill ✨ambulatory w/c user ♿️✨

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Joined March 2009
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braised short rib from starbucks. y’all are eating mitch mcconnell.
to say this meal was incredible is an understatement… starbucks really did outdid themselves, the velvet mascarpone cold foam is so delicious and ties everything together, im in love
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and you know what? hardcover books better be under $20 again by next week
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When you are a genuinely sweet woman, it’s really important to remind certain people that you will beat the dog shit out of them.
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55 PRONOUNS 55 ABORTIONS 55 TRANSITIONS
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calling non-voters and third party voters all types of bitches and hoes today and no body can stop me
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Not to be dramatic but Zohran getting elected as mayor last year maybe changed the course of American politics forever
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Just voted Democrat in Missouri
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cada vez que enfoquen al profesor x en doomsday
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nothing worse than a failed nap attempt and you’re running out time.
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Night cold vs Morning cold
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THEY TOLD Jalen Hurts NOT TO SLEEP 🤯 YET THEY STILL LET HIM PLAY. Are you kidding me right now???? FIRE THE ENTIRE @Eagles MEDICAL STAFF NOW. THIS IS BLATANT MALPRACTICE.
Jalen Hurts was told by doctors not to sleep after his initial diagnosis of a superficial blood clot while in London. Hurts stayed awake for roughly 36 hours before starting against the Jaguars. (per @TomPelissero)
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Tom Pelissero, the source cited, later clarified after speaking to Jalen Hurts' agent that Hurts was able to sleep after hospital evaluation and felt rested to play. x.com/TomPelissero/s… cbssports.com/nfl/news/jalen… sportingnews.com/us/nfl/philade…
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Showing every sign of depression except loss of appetite
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PROTECT THE REAL DATA CENTERS
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I’m an adult in the same way a tomato is a fruit. Technically, yes. But not really.
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That one swallow that confirms you’re gonna have flu the next day
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el ibuprofeno entrando a mi cuerpo sin saber que curar primero
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i love to get in the bed and lay the fuck down
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I don’t care what yall think. This man is the most entertaining content creator.
Mike came thru with the “I Don’t Like” Chief Keef remix this evening. 🤣🤣🤣
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remembering the day i downloaded letterboxd and marked every movie i’d ever watched as watched
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how could they do this to her
she got that shit on tho
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