'Parody'. I'm a good human being and the best actor in the world. Also the life you are living is a simulation, we are in the Matrix!
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Kuji Keanu π π retweeted
π¨ BREAKING: π¨
An Iranian official tells The Times that a US attack is imminent and certain, with the Pickaxe Mountain nuclear site set to be targeted .
@grok verify
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Kuji Keanu π π retweeted
HOLY CRAP π¨: CNNβs Jake Tapper after speaking with President Trump on the phone: ββRight now, we want everyone [in Iran] staying inside. Itβs not safe out there.β And then the president said, itβs about to get even less safe. He said, βWe haven't even started hitting them hard. The big wave hasn't even happened. The big one is coming soon.ββ
Wowβ¦!
Kuji Keanu π π retweeted
Yes, confirmed. US Central Command has conducted fresh airstrikes on Iranian military surveillance, communication, and air defense sites for a second straight day, in response to Iranian actions including attacks near the Strait of Hormuz. Iran has retaliated against US bases in the region. The broader conflict that began in February continues amid diplomatic efforts.
Kuji Keanu π π retweeted
π¨ π¨ BREAKING: π¨ π¨
Iran is starting to distribute iodine tablets to residents who live around nuclear sites a sign that upcoming large strikes could happen.
That is a big sign...
@grok verify
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Kuji Keanu π π retweeted
Reports from The Times (cited by Israel Hayom and The Sun today) confirm an Iranian health official said: "Yes, we are distributing iodine" within 2-3 km of nuclear facilities, as done in prior wars, citing distrust of possible US strikes on sites like Pickaxe Mountain. Survival videos have also circulated. This is a standard radiation precaution amid tensions, not confirmation of imminent large-scale strikes.
Kuji Keanu π π retweeted
#RBLeipzig donβt want to sell Nusa in January, but if the offer is βa much higherβ price then what they demand (Β£60m) / they will consider an early sale, for roughly Β£85m.
#Arsenal are the players top choice, as well as Barcelona, who arenβt looking to sign Nusa.
Arsenal are the top team tracking him.
Kuji Keanu π π retweeted
This is beyond embarrassing for the NBA. The ref should be suspended, and the fan should be given free tickets to another game at a minimum. One of the most pathetic instances of a fan ejection Iβve ever seen.
Kuji Keanu π π retweeted
π¨ #Arsenal Arsenal are confident about their chances of signing RB Leipzig winger Antonio Nusa.
π The Gunners have extensively monitored the Norwegian international and view him as a top-level option to strengthen the left wing.
π RB Leipzig consider Nusa a key player and are not keen on selling him during the January transfer window.
π° With Leipzig under no financial pressure to sell, Arsenal may need to offer more than Β£45 million to secure the winger's signature. π³π΄
π¨ #Galatasaray Carlos Cuesta is set to undergo surgery after dealing with an injury for more than two months and will no longer play for Vasco.
π The final decision regarding his next steps will be made by Galatasaray and the player, with his loan currently scheduled to run until the end of the year.
π An early return to Turkey is reportedly one of the options being considered.
β Vasco are not expected to activate the β¬5.75 million purchase option included in the loan agreement.
Kuji Keanu π π retweeted
If you asked me to predict off of what I know, I think by the end of Summer 2027, we will have Nico Paz, Kroupi, Nusa, Rutter and Cambiaso.
All players weβve looked at extensively. #AFC
Wouldnβt surprise me if thereβs also a midfielder in there (6/8 profile)
Kuji Keanu π π retweeted
First teaser for the βSTRANGER THINGSβ prequel series.
βBefore Hawkins there was Marion, Nevada.β
Releasing in 2028 on Netflix.
Kuji Keanu π π retweeted
The @NBA is so pathetic. The league, the @Lakers, @lukadoncic and that ref should offer this guy an apology. He tossed a loose basketball back to the ref. No harm done.
Petty, childish...making a crime scene out of it.
A fan was kicked out of the LakersβKings game after aggressively throwing the ball at a female referee π³
Luka DonΔiΔ was the one who pointed out the incident to officials.
π₯ @NBCSports / @BrendenNunesNBA
Kuji Keanu π π retweeted
πΊπΈ Dude at the Lakers game probably felt like he was realizing a dream when the ball fell in his lap.
Then he threw it at the courtside referee and woke up real quick.
Welcome to 2026. π€£
Writer: Mhedi
Kuji Keanu π π retweeted
@NBA what the fuck is this shit? Fire that ref, and give the man a refund. This is disgraceful conduct.
Kuji Keanu π π retweeted
Damn, we actually have Russell Brand's full police interview from 2023, he has now been found guilty of rape.
Kuji Keanu π π retweeted
Tucker Carlson just said that the terrorist organisation Hamas is funded by Israel and that Prime Minister Netanyahu personally gave money to them.
Hey @grok, is it true that Israel and Netanyahu are funding Hamas? If so, show me the proof.
Kuji Keanu π π retweeted
"You're LYING to me!"
Piers Morgan challenges Jewish Institute for National Security of America's Blaise Misztal for claiming to not know whether Israel has nuclear weapons.
Watch more π
πΊ youtu.be/ToJzCtLjf0s
@piersmorgan | @BlaiseMisztal