I’m queening out

Sort of like how every Starbucks is the same location, having a phone is like bringing 1 location everywhere u go

If you approach seven nation army with an open mind, it will blow you away with its power

I hope all ten thousand of these cockroaches are enjoying living with me in my apartment

I believe I just ate several of the top 10 greatest cherries of all time

Livestream audio 5 seconds ahead of video I got live spoilers for every moment 🙏

The relevant Wikipedia page should be the first search result every time who are u kidding w this @google why would I want to scroll down so far?

30 seconds of bliss 12 hours of fear

Ear plugs in time to eat some chips

Sometimes I watch the moon rise in the night sky and feel comforted knowing my roommate is looking at the same moon

I’m zynned out at le bain

Sometimes it is a bit crazy that an animal bled to death for this horrible airport chicken sandwich that I am eating

TSA agent moaning “goood” as I obediently remove my shoes without being asked

A lot of people using drugs and alcohol on the trains today

I drank so much soda…

Weinberger to the front!

I do just love eating chocolate so much