Will (@holtkampw) profile picture

Dad; Biker; Engineering at @Shell; Thoughts are my own.

Houston, TX
Joined February 2008
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Replying to @Raspberry_Pi
@Raspberry_Pi All my friends are leaving and this makes me sad. So I made Bye-Bye Bird. Connected to the Twitter API, it sheds a single tear when someone uses the #RIPTwitter hashtag.
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Reggie White casually using wide receivers as projectiles teapawt.net/kylesorvick/status/123…
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iOS 16: Settings > Wi-Fi > Edit Do you see any surprises?
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Currently feeling real dumb for how hard I laughed at this
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Jamie Foxx can sound just like Donald Trump πŸ’―πŸ˜‚
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This is a long video (~20 minutes) and incredibly data heavy, which makes this less-than-ideal viewing in today's "show me everything in 15 seconds" world. HOWEVER, you really should watch this. The amount of money we (individuals & society) spend on cars is truly insane.
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Censoring Bluey over poop and fart jokes is some of the dumbest stuff Disney has ever done. independent.co.uk/arts-enter… – at Georgia, USA
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If we simply required gun owners to carry liability insurance, the insurance industry would destroy the gun industry
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Wow, I'd never seen this population density map before. The scale of India, East Africa, and the area around Indonesia are totally wild in contrast to the vast emptiness of the Americas. visualcapitalist.com/3d-mapp…
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Person 1: The glass is 1/2 full Person 2: The glass is 1/2 empty Excel: The glass is the 1st of February
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Deshaun Watson: Not going to Cleveland. I’m worried about the people in the front office and… Browns: Here’s 230 mil guaranteed. Watson:
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I like the Commsaurs πŸ¦•
gm dino fronds! @alexisohanian is joining the herd tomorrow for a Twitter Spaces chat πŸ’₯ pop in for a discussion and QnA on building community in web3. πŸ—“οΈ March 16th (tomorrow) ⏰ 3:15 p.m. ET Set a Reminder πŸ‘‡ teapawt.net/i/spaces/1OyKADooQlexb
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About our project ↓ - 3,333 NFTs - Low mint price (.033) - ERC721A contract - Carbon offset - Funding web3 education - Original art style - Experienced & doxxed community team - No bots/fake followers - Organic growth - We like dinos β€οΈπŸ¦• discord.gg/commsaur
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Why is it called Single Sign On.. if I have to do it 43 times a day?
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The commsaurs are still afloat β€” and they’re swimming your way! 🌊 Find out more. πŸ‘‰ commsaur.com
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Just quietly pointing out that nobody ever asked β€œhow will we pay for” the $768,000,000,000 defense budget.
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