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Mark Roberts

@homeparkmark

Just enough geek to perform. Kicking off a storm since the day that I was born.

 Salford City
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Joined February 2009
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“Don’t go to work if you’ve got a sniffle”, says @MattHancock. How about someone encourages him to not go to work if you’re going to be a bell end. Or at all. Yes, stop going to work. Hand it over to someone else. Please.
I’ve reached that point in life where more people like my LinkedIn posts than they do on Insta, Facebook and Twitter. I’m not ok with this.
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I promise this isn’t me.
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I buy expensive vinyl online and get I delivered to work. Once a month I go a "record fair" an hour away and come back with my spoils and claim they were all second hand bargains. Actually spend the day at the cinema. It's my favourite day of the month.
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Today years old when I realised parenting a toddler is essentially 90% saying “fuck sake/off” under your breath.
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This probably ain’t the right time to say that I got through on presale for the #TaylorSwiftErasTour TWICE last week is it. #smug #shouldaboughtthealbum (#wouldvecouldveshouldve)
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Piece of piss that. #TSErasTour see you June Edinburgh.
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Classic from the child tonight. Seb: “Go away Mummy” Bex: “That was a bit rude, Sebastian” Seb: “Please go away Mummy”
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Everyone in my stories appeared to spend Friday and Saturday watching Arctic monkeys. On Friday I was working to be able to afford doing the online Tesco shop on Saturday. Different worlds indeed.
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I remember turning 25 and arguing with with my friends about when the exact time would that I’d be closer to 30 than 20. I felt old then. Yesterday I turned 44 and today I’ve realised I’m closer to 70 than I am to 18. FUCKING HELL
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The timber lake thing wasn’t funny 10 years ago. It’s still not funny.
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I was today years old when I found out what “bangs” means. Grow the fuck up - it’s a fringe.
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Ah the day we “celebrated” an abject performance at Rochdale securing our place in the football league. More relief than jubilation.
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tfw you get the records you wanted
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Of course.
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@SkyBetLeagueOne23 Apr 2023
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Sleep well, Greens. See you tomorrow 💚 #pafc
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"The Six Nations is back."
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The healing powers of Taylor Swift pt 3,692: When someone makes fun of me or or (worse) ignores me, I just remind myself of the lyrics to Gorgeous and then I briefly feel, ahem, gorgeous. I’m not the problem after all.
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Guessing it’s an age thing that I have no idea whatsoever what prime drinks are.
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I’ve seen the photos and don’t care if anyone gets offended but, honestly, a Christmas with more than 6 people looks abso-fucking-lutely hideous.
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Maxi Jazz. Wtf??
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An unexpected Christmas card from the neighbours at the back who we never see or speak to? I give it two weeks into January before they start hankering after us replacing the fence.
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