master of karate and friendship for everyone. deeply suspicious of magnets
Joined August 2010
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Once again I must point out that I automatically and unhesitatingly mute anyone who sends me gifs. No exceptions, no hesitation, no reconsideration.
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What if instead of HALF & HALF, the thing people put in their coffee was ALF & ALF? Well, that's it. That's my whole joke. ALF, from the 80s
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The facts relevant to the FA's culpability have been known - by the FA - since 1989. They did not need 23 years "for the facts to come out."
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If you're not following @agent_153, you should be. Genuine comedy gold. For 500 RTs, I'll ring Cavani's agent and knock his bullshit down.
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Ladies, drag your tongue down the shaft, along the seam of the scrotum, round the anus and then back along the scrotum and up the shaft.
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WIN @adidaseyewear EVIL EYE sunglasses worth £170 ow.ly/bGdCO from @wigglebikeshop just follow us both & RT! comp ends 29/06
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WIN this complete @661_protection package from @wigglebikeshop worth £500 ow.ly/brGsI just follow us both & RT! Ends 5pm 12/6
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Life has no fucking remote.
You gotta get off your ass and change the channel yourself.
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Ladies, it can be fun and informative to get together with your girlfriends, sit in a group naked and inspect eachother's vulvas.
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Front page of the Daily Mail today claims 1 in 4 people have "never" seen a policeman. This is a wonderfully bold claim.
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Men, as you fall asleep with your partner rest your hand on her vagina and whisper 'I will always protect you'
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Ladies, when you see your partner's penis before a sex session snarl and make a sexy noise like 'mmm' or 'oooo'.