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juandirection

@hookscnut

still a little divvy, food rating kingpin, English till I die 🇬🇪

 The land of make believe
Joined June 2024
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If you’ve had a shit 2025, please don’t get your hopes up that 2026 will be any better, it fuckin won’t, just bat on and try your best to stay alive
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Anyway, screw the fucking lot of you
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It’s Wednesday dickhead
Cara King (@caraking2000) profile pictureCara King@caraking2000Nov 3
Way too horny for a Tuesday
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Just fucking leave us in peace to enjoy something
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Please respond with your definition of mature, I’m currently drunk drinking bubble bath soap whilst stapling my hand to a box…BUT I’m wearing safety goggles
Megan Wilson (@w85nerimanbulu) profile pictureMegan Wilson@w85nerimanbuluNov 3
Hi. I'm a 32 y. old teacher living alone after my separation. Looking for mature men over 30 only, if you're younger, please don't dm.
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In my defence it was only 9 times
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I’m pretty sure me mates going to nail a 65 year old here and I’m going to get lashed onto the landing
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I want 75/25
L I S H A 🧚🏼 (@itslishaaaxx) profile pictureL I S H A 🧚🏼
@itslishaaaxxNov 3
Looking for a guy to collab on videos — we’ll split profits fifty/50. If it doesn't rack up many views or subscribers, at least we’ll have a good time making them 😂☺️ England
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I genuinely have no idea why Irene constantly rejects me
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Howay the fuckin lads
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Any numbers Newcastle? Or does anyone want a fight?
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I’ve peaked far too early here
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We move…..to Newcastle apparently
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Bars closed
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Weird. I’ve not left me room for hours
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I’m sick and tired of spending my money going all round the country watching these shitbags
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Waste of time coming all the way to Hexham to watch this
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I need a wee but this chaise longue is too comfortable
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I have one of them chez lounge things
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Any birds?
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Where the fuck is this cunt getting wed
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