cake eater, wine drinker, cat owner, daily bike rider
Liverpool
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Watching repeats on BBC4 of "Fanny Craddock cooks Christmas". Aside from the fact that she presents as deranged/twatted off her tits, all I can say about the food is 😲🤢🤮. Bonus points for her describing 1975 housewives as " living under prison conditions." #FannyCraddock
They must have world class medical care in Weatherfield. One day you are recovering from cancer surgery, the next you are wearing lycra leggings and scoffing ice cream on a bench. #Corrie
Helen Carr💙 retweeted
Halloween giveaway time!👻
RT for a chance to win this Where There’s a Will There’s a Wake Podcast’s coffin box of goodies! Basically lots of tat including prawn, for those in the know. I’ll do a random scroll and winner pick on Monday 23rd. Good luck! #WTAWTAW🎃
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NCP parking your customer service continues to be a disgrace. Despite agreeing that I am entitled to a refund of the £359 you took from account for a mythical parking session, 9 days later you still have my money. No-one answers the phone or my emails.
#NCPparking #NCPparkingapp
Having watched an advert for "Disney inspired Ocado deliveries" the " just fuck off" utterances are strong in this household.
Helen Carr💙 retweeted
He was at Knowsley Safari Park one day where he saw a monkey with a banana in one hand and a tin opener in the other, and he shouted over. "Hey, you don't need the tin opener for that!" To which the monkey replied, "It's for the custard, dickhead!"
Helen Carr💙 retweeted
I do not agree with the removal of public health measures in England. I feel ashamed of our government and what they’re doing to the public. I will continue to wear a mask and observe public health measures.
If you feel the same, RT.
Let’s make our voices heard.
