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Halesowen, UK
Joined August 2009
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Looks like someone coloured it in with an Argos biro
“From rigorous material testing, to spending an age deciding between a handful of arguably identical Pantone shades. The design approach on this boot is what makes the Scudetta so special.” FIND OUT MORE: bit.ly/4duLIAc
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I thought they meant the sauce for a second
HP to pursue Mike Lynch's estate in £3bn damages claim buff.ly/4gbY2HY
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Lady Gaga's powerful speech against Trump, was deleted from Twitter by Elon Musk. You know what to do ‼️ Retweet it widely 🚨 @ladygaga teapawt.net/kamala_wins47/status/1…
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🚨 HUGE NEWS: Campaigners & protestors in the UK are to finally "get their country back." 👇🏻 Join #BrokenNews for the exciting details!
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Flippin eck aer kid iss’a bir’ot aht theya today ay it!? Translation for the uninitiated: Blimey, old pal, it’s rather on the warm side out there today is it not?
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What are actual fuck is going on in West Broms Friendly😂😂
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Now's a good time to take a quick look at the Birmingham 1992 Olympic bid. With the help of @Brumpic (thread)
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David Cooper retweeted
Sledging has been an integral part of cricket and it surely adds a different flavour to the game. Here is a thread 🧵 on some of the funny sledges taken place on cricket field! 1. Mark Waugh and James Ormand: "what are you doing out here, you are clearly not good enough… to play for England." In a swift and clever comeback, Ormond retorted, “Maybe so, but at least I’m the best player in my family." (1/n)
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Jay Slater’s mum vs Captain Tom’s daughter at Wrestlemania to decide it all
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Seems to never young Prime Minister trained on my computers.
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Replying to @MrHarryCole
As the political editor of a joke outfit I thought you’d be quicker on the uptake
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The team that named Smeg fridges.
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David Cooper retweeted
I hear the press have got hold of some pictures and so I have been forced to make this statement. Needless to say, I apologise. shorturl.at/nENOY
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anxiety: they hate you depression: you’re nothing Google AI: Yes, the Loch Ness Monster is a lesbian, as disclosed in a profile with The Guardian in 2021, wherein she also voiced vaccine skepticism
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Prediction: AI will displace social drinking within 5 years Just as alcohol is a social disinhibitor, like the Steve Martin movie Roxanne, people will use AI powered earbuds to help them socialize. At first we'll view it as creepy, but it will quickly become superior to alcohol
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Forget leaders’ debates, I want Rishi, Keir and Ed doing Takeshi’s Castle
Liberal Democrat leader Ed Davey is visiting Somerset today as part of his election campaign. The rain didn't seem to get in the way as he tried out the 'Ultimate Slip N Slide' in Shepton Mallet. He's just been told he is not allowed any more goes.
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What’s stopping you @LutonTown ???
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We've started a petition for a General Election at Stop The Tories @MVTFWD I'll deliver it when we get to 100,000 signatures? That'll be fun!! Join us and RT if you can 🙏🤍 themovementforward.com/lette…
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