WOMANIST|| Penultimate baby 🧑🏽‍⚕️

Joined January 2026
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do you ever start writing a tweet and then you’re like actually let me shut the fuck up
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If I am sending a message in parts don’t interrupt me, wait for your turnnn
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make tinubu supporters thank god say i no be god i for don kill of una
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Allowing someone else to cook your noodles is a high-risk gamble.
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I feel like I’m the only one not feeling this heat. It feels like its always been this hot.
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I'm pink for #BreastCancerAwareness be pink too ✌🏻💕
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Nigeria is too broke to subsidize healthcare, education, electricity, too broke to subsidize anything that will benefit citizens but there’s always money for the enjoyment of APC members.
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And nylons o
Today my roommates began to question my relevance in our room... meanwhile, every blessed day, i move at least 5 spoons from caf1 so we never have shortage.
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Me because Tommorow is Monday again
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You people are justifying makeup 500k now o. Tomorrow you will reach hospital and expect the doctor to treat you for free.
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Please, when is the best time to quit this medicine something?
Med School is the easiest part of your medical career
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60k to install micro locs? Omo😔
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“She knows how to do makeup on dark skin” In a predominantly black country— As opposed to what fr?
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That first MB thanksgiving is very important. Congratulations to everyone involved 🎉❤️
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if we had a functional government, isn't it during this horrible heat wave we need stable light the most?? it's not fair, walahi. it's so hot, wtf.
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You people are not serious
When you makeup artiste start using high end products and start focusing on celebrities too, she will stop charging 30k/50k Omoye is a celebrity makeup artiste and no be today she start the work and no be same product my dear Someone using Nars foundation will never charge 30k for makeup…when no be say na meme. The foundation money alone is worth more than 40k.
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You people are defending 500k makeup but if dem knack you 500k bill at the hospital, you go shout. 500k makeup will never make any sense no matter how much you people defend it and try to make it look cool 🙂
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Saying this in public without any repercussions or investigation by the cataract-afflicted eagle is one of the reasons why this country may never make it
We paid billions to be ministers under Tinubu, and that’s why he must complete 8 years so we recover our money. - Alwan Hassan, APC spokesperson
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El Niño sounds like a cute lil boy
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‘Go and write primaries’ is also not the appropriate response to this BS.
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