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bad at kms so im still here, he/they

 twenty8 / nj / 🇩🇴
Joined November 2011
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five nights at astrids@astybee21h
naomi watts violently slapping her pussy and crying in mulholland drive. we’ve all been there girl
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isra@bl8ondOct 27
fumando un porro mientras hace frío
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KevinJPettit@KevinJPettit3Nov 1
Type shit
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danial@feeIcompIeteOct 31
every halloween being a reminder that everybody has a far more robust and active social life than i do
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kendall@superiorsantinaOct 31
if you ever feel like you're lagging behind your peers and falling short in life, it is imperative that you lash out on the people closest to you
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mr. warburton@misterwarburtonOct 30
FUN FACT: It’s pronounced “Numbuh” in KND because of Patrick Stewart in Star Trek: The New Generation. Safe travels to your final frontier, Captain.
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flaare 🐕@flaarecoreOct 31
"what are doing for halloween" getting high and jerking off
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Merp@LabubumoneyOct 30
I have arfid and the only food I can eat is your pussy bro it’s a medical condition please help me
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Tee@te3skiiOct 30
I’m staying inside for Halloween
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chloe@yandhiisntrealOct 30
child's play is a lot like kingdom hearts in the sense that it knows how fucking insane the concept is and decides to ramp it up all the way to 11 with complete sincerity and that's why people love it
👻 anya 👻 (@mimesical) profile picture👻 anya 👻@mimesicalOct 30
re-watching the chucky movies
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Debbie Downer@ANGELBABYBITTYOct 29
missing someone who doesn’t care if i was dead or alive on the last thursday of October at 2:02pm
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gayboy farti@gays1antw1nkOct 29
strap harness companies will always put some shit like WOMAN strap for HER she HER strap on the waistband
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perfect angel@girl__virusOct 29
omg everything means too much to me i have to be killed
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i want laws passed that restaurants can't use ai photos of food in any way. not only is it hideous and doesn't even look like real food, you shouldnt be allowed to advertise a fucking fake product that you can't deliver. why is this allowed and not counted as false advertising
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Adrian Rae@adrianraeeOct 28
THIS. Halloween being on a Saturday feels like a cruel joke on top of it too. 😭
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this october has been the least halloween-y i’ve felt in awhile idk what’s wrong with me
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Bri@ah_di_teacherOct 27
Companies that need a RICO case. E-Z Pass, T-Mobile, Con Edison. APPLE
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yuvie@pinkinthefightOct 26
anyone fw dominican vampire x regular haitian girl niggayuri ??
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vishnu@maheshscofield1Oct 25
representation of how i've been moving with this 2026 cinema run
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Seth Pollack@sethmpkOct 23
There’s no cell service on most of the MTA unless you’re using it to be weird and loud
em (@emilyagain) profile pictureem@emilyagainOct 23
Shoutout to the man on the R train listening to sexual harassment compliance HR videos on full blast, no headphones
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