the nature of the solana trenches, tokenized into the 5 letters everyone already knows. meme the market or the market memes you.
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it would be cool to fix the trenches with a comeback story.
i love memecoins.
i love that a guy can quit his job, find a meme he believes in, get rugged on it, relaunch it himself live on camera, and watch it hit 4.2 million in 48 hours.
i love that the same guy can watch it bleed from 4.2m to 200k and instead of leaving, put his own money in. pour every single creator reward back into the chart. lock supply on christmas eve when he could've finally taken something for himself.
i love that when it bled to 30k and everyone said it was over, a small group of people kept posting memes before work and raiding after dinner like nothing happened.
i love that a memecoin called "had to take profits sir" played so well into its own lore that the dev who built it lost 70k+ and almost went broke pushing it for 5 months. and when he finally had to https for the first time because he had nothing left, the trenches saw the post and sent it to 550k without him holding a single token.
i love that in the past 2 weeks this story has gotten over 750,000 views. because that tells me people still care. people still resonate with real stories in a space that's been trying to convince us none of it matters anymore.
that's why i love memecoins. not because of the charts. because every once in a while something comes along that reminds you why you're here in the first place.
750k people saw this story. imagine what happens when they start believing in it and the message it stands for in this crazy space.
had to take profits, sir retweeted
collectively throughout my wallets ive bought and sold around 15k(usd) of https.
might be one of the biggest httpsers and ironically i am a reflection of not just the market but the literal meme for better or worse.
to answer your question on what gets me to buy a coin or people in general here is my opinion take it w a grain of salt.
in the lifespan of a meme the battle for attention starts before bond. usually, its a narrative w volume ether ascending upward or consolidation sideways. as the hrs go on hodlers gamble on if the narrative can sustain higher buys (essentially all coins look good sub 30k right lol).
rarely there are coins that can sustain this hype or attention.
to sum this up and more importantly why i keep buying selling buying and selling https is simply this
become(ing) undeniable.
big fan of https, big fan of what it means as a bigger picture in our space. big fan of u homie.
ive been on yachts in dubai for memecoins, ive had l1 founders buy me btc conference vip tickets, ive befriended some of the most notorious devs whose names i cant even invoke without getting banned, ive been homeless in memecoins (prior late 2023-24ish) to a few months later me deving my own coin to around 10mill w the biggest launchpad founders.
i say this not as a larp but as a way to be like fuck man ive really been through the ringer both ups and downs.
the longer https and the community keep pushing keep believing the more it becomes impossible to ignore. the most bullish thing a meme can do is becoming its very own catalyst. it becomes its own prophecy think spx vibes. i feel the same way about https as i felt about spx.
i get chills in the back of my spine on how relevant https will become to our space.
so yeah thats my opinion, im retarded ikr but i am truly a trencher no one can say i got here by rugging or bundling others, retired before 30 never have to work another day in my life by no means am i a measure of success but i believe in myself and i believe in u pumpa and the https community.
we go highor, become undeniable
had to take profits, sir retweeted
actually watch this one
giving away .5 sol (~$50) but u gotta watch the whole vid and give honest answers, not what u think i want to hear
this is for research purposes only (and also to flex our memes)
posting the tx proof in 24 hrs
realised i bought a bag of $https so every asset i own is now memetically secure and nothing bad will happen.
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pumpfun squad tournament update: everyone is green, one guy is net negative, so the group pnl is red. we need to talk about what he was trading
had to take profits, sir retweeted
the biggest trading comp ever just kicked off and it's literally ranked on who takes profits the best
had to take profits sir
had to take profits, sir retweeted
i mean is this not the greatest https pump squad you ever seen in your life? (cupsey+cap clipped out before this as well)
this is going to be so interesting the next 2 weeks
commence the https
had to take profits, sir retweeted
may the https be ever in your favor
The $2,500,000 Squads Competition is officially LIVE.
For the next 2 weeks, the best squads on Pumpfun are competing for the BIGGEST prize pool we've ever put up!
We understand that users do NOT want to see more tokens nor see good traders rotate out of their conviction bags for a 2 week competition, so we’re ensuring that first and foremost, all existing positions - whether bought off platform or not - begin tracking in the competition.
After the competition starts, only new positions purchased on Pumpfun app, pumpfun web or Terminal will be counted.
Furthermore, we’re taking steps to prohibit the activity we deem to be unproductive or unfair within a trading competition of this scale:
- No deploying
- No buying your own squad's deploys
- No farming PNL through transfers
- No single member holding more than 5% of a coin
- No unfair or manipulative practices
Every trade on the Pumpfun app, Pumpfun web and Terminal counts, on the platform with the lowest fee of ANY social trading app.
The leaderboard is live in the Squads tab. Good luck to everyone involved.
Sent from my Pumpfun App
this is so $https coded. in a world where everyone is taking profits, best believe i'm gonna take what's mine
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According to the complaint, leadership discussed slot-machine style mechanics and acknowledged the product was built around users continuing to trade even when most lose money.
The claims come from whistleblower materials cited in the amended complaint.
had to take profits, sir retweeted
i created a pumpfun squad
calling it the httpsers
if you had to take profits, sir
join
join.pump.fun/HSag/pfl3568p
65 reasons to own a dog in a tuxedo
holding it in your portfolio (even if u usually dont hold memes) will:
1) remind you to always take profits
2) remind you what market we are in
3) bring you immense joy that a dev and community actually have fun memeing the market every day
heres everything you're holding when you hold solana:7sGdNQSvUGpahh6qyXB3g5gsdK9FAzZM299KyCXspump
[the meme]
4) its named after the one thing every trader does, take profits
5) https is on every link on the internet, you saw it today without thinking about it
6) "had to take profits sir" is the basis of crypto
7) its a verb, you https a bag, you got https'd, you're an httpser
8) ct gets it in one second, so does someone who's never bought a coin
9) the irony is the whole thing, a coin named after selling that survives because people dont
10) its been https'd on by the trenches, whales, kols and me, still standing
11) every top, rug and round trip is free content, the market writes our memes for us
12) everyone outside crypto has to take profits sir, they get it instantly
13) the dog, tuxedo, big cream head, those eyes, you recognize him instantly
[the story]
14) i got rugged on the original version of this meme by a dev who bundled and farmed it
15) the meme was too good to die, so i relaunched it live on stream
16) 4.2m ath in 48 hours, in a market where nothing could touch a mil
17) then it bled to nothing and i put my own money back in
18) when i ran out, i sold the bottom and posted my pnl with two words, "i tried"
19) those posts did over a million views
20) https ran from 16k to 1.2m without me holding a single token, the community sent it without the dev
21) it's survived every vamp attempt, every copy, every relaunch, nobody does it like us
22) attention rotated, we bled again, we never stopped posting
23) built through months where almost nobody was watching, thats where culture comes from
[the community]
24) real people with real lives taking time out of their day, every day, for a dog in a tuxedo
25) this started with nobody getting paid, we just liked the fucking meme
26) day 1 holders are still holding
27) raids every day, if you've seen the dog under a big post on your timeline, thats us
28) in one week, 193 different accounts posted 1,100+ times under @httpsonsol
29) @Weissguy100 made 100+ tiktoks on his own, nobody asked him to
30) we meme together instead of fudding each other in the replies, rare out here
[the telegram]
31) the meme tg is split into sections, basically an archive of the dog at this point
32) the memes, 500+ posted in one topic in the past 5 weeks
33) community made memes, holders making their own versions of the dog every day
34) https ai content, the dog in places he's never been
35) https but irl, holders taking the dog all over the world, posting stickers, skateboards, etc
36) original edits of https
[the art and content]
37) @weathermandem hand drew hundreds of pieces of this dog, multiple originals a day through the bleed, still going
38) the entire visual identity of this coin was built by hand
39) @devour_wisdom made the dj film, an actual short film, dropped 10/10, the day everyone had to take profits, much more like this coming
40) we have an amazing workflow to stay consistent without burning out
41) a walk-and-talk from me every day, no script, just how i actually feel, honest
42) im learning content in public, every video is better than the last
43) the dog has a tiktok with zero crypto in it, people meet the dog first and find the coin later
[the dev]
44) doxxed, my face is on this every single day
45) i hardly ever launch coins, if i do its for https bc its my baby
46) streamed for months straight, one stream went 35 hours, i still pop in when the community wants it
47) made merch by hand, shirts, stickers, all of it
48) creator fees go back into the dog: films, art, content
49) no bundles, i got rugged by a bundler, i'd never do that to you
50) i run this like a startup, month 10 on the calendar, month 1 of doing it at full potential
[whats coming]
51) a full https series
52) more films, more edits, more irl
53) the dog on more platforms, way outside ct
54) we're innovating, not waiting on a catalyst, new formats every week
55) the goal is https as one of the staples of @Pumpfun and solana
[the mindshare]
56) end of every month kols post their pnls, every one of those is a had to take profits sir post
57) every red candle on solana is someone httpsing
58) the market can rotate metas, it can never rotate out of taking profits
59) the behavior never stops so the meme never stops, thats infinite mindshare
60) it did 4.2m when nobody was paying attention, imagine when everybody is
61) when this takes off, nothing in the trenches will have more lore behind it
[why i hold]
62) if you believe in tokenized culture, this is tokenized culture
63) if you believe in crypto, this is the one behavior of crypto with a ticker on it
64) i genuinely think its the best r/r in the trenches, my opinion, nfa
65) holding it says you care about memes with something real behind them
im not telling you to buy it, im just letting you know its all there and its only going to get better
so yeah, if you have any braincells left, well, own it
had to take profits sir
ᵢ ₐₘ ₚₒₛₜᵢₙ𝓰 ₜₕᵢₛ ₐₛ ₐ ₜ𝓌ₑₑₜ, 𝒹ᵢ𝓰ₑₛₜᵢᵦₗₑ 𝒸ₒₙₜₑₙₜ, ₐᵣₜᵢ𝒸ₗₑₛ, ₑₜ𝒸 𝓌ᵢₗₗ ᵦₑ ₘₐ𝒹ₑ. ₜₕᵢₛ ᵢₛ ₙₒₜ ᵢₙ ₜₕₐₜ 𝒻ₐₛₕᵢₒₙ ᵦₑ𝒸ₐᵤₛₑ ᵢ 𝓌ₐₙₜ ₜₒ ₚₒₛₜ ₜₕᵢₛ ₐₛ ₐ ₜ𝓌ₑₑₜ, ₛₒ ᵧₒᵤ, ᵧₑₛ ᵧₒᵤ, 𝒸ₐₙ ₕₐᵥₑ ₜₕₑ ₒₚₚₒᵣₜᵤₙᵢₜᵧ ₜₒ ₒ𝓌ₙ ᵢₜ
had to take profits, sir retweeted
65 reasons to own a dog in a tuxedo
holding it in your portfolio (even if u usually dont hold memes) will:
1) remind you to always take profits
2) remind you what market we are in
3) bring you immense joy that a dev and community actually have fun memeing the market every day
heres everything you're holding when you hold solana:7sGdNQSvUGpahh6qyXB3g5gsdK9FAzZM299KyCXspump
[the meme]
4) its named after the one thing every trader does, take profits
5) https is on every link on the internet, you saw it today without thinking about it
6) "had to take profits sir" is the basis of crypto
7) its a verb, you https a bag, you got https'd, you're an httpser
8) ct gets it in one second, so does someone who's never bought a coin
9) the irony is the whole thing, a coin named after selling that survives because people dont
10) its been https'd on by the trenches, whales, kols and me, still standing
11) every top, rug and round trip is free content, the market writes our memes for us
12) everyone outside crypto has to take profits sir, they get it instantly
13) the dog, tuxedo, big cream head, those eyes, you recognize him instantly
[the story]
14) i got rugged on the original version of this meme by a dev who bundled and farmed it
15) the meme was too good to die, so i relaunched it live on stream
16) 4.2m ath in 48 hours, in a market where nothing could touch a mil
17) then it bled to nothing and i put my own money back in
18) when i ran out, i sold the bottom and posted my pnl with two words, "i tried"
19) those posts did over a million views
20) https ran from 16k to 1.2m without me holding a single token, the community sent it without the dev
21) it's survived every vamp attempt, every copy, every relaunch, nobody does it like us
22) attention rotated, we bled again, we never stopped posting
23) built through months where almost nobody was watching, thats where culture comes from
[the community]
24) real people with real lives taking time out of their day, every day, for a dog in a tuxedo
25) this started with nobody getting paid, we just liked the fucking meme
26) day 1 holders are still holding
27) raids every day, if you've seen the dog under a big post on your timeline, thats us
28) in one week, 193 different accounts posted 1,100+ times under @httpsonsol
29) @Weissguy100 made 100+ tiktoks on his own, nobody asked him to
30) we meme together instead of fudding each other in the replies, rare out here
[the telegram]
31) the meme tg is split into sections, basically an archive of the dog at this point
32) the memes, 500+ posted in one topic in the past 5 weeks
33) community made memes, holders making their own versions of the dog every day
34) https ai content, the dog in places he's never been
35) https but irl, holders taking the dog all over the world, posting stickers, skateboards, etc
36) original edits of https
[the art and content]
37) @weathermandem hand drew hundreds of pieces of this dog, multiple originals a day through the bleed, still going
38) the entire visual identity of this coin was built by hand
39) @devour_wisdom made the dj film, an actual short film, dropped 10/10, the day everyone had to take profits, much more like this coming
40) we have an amazing workflow to stay consistent without burning out
41) a walk-and-talk from me every day, no script, just how i actually feel, honest
42) im learning content in public, every video is better than the last
43) the dog has a tiktok with zero crypto in it, people meet the dog first and find the coin later
[the dev]
44) doxxed, my face is on this every single day
45) i hardly ever launch coins, if i do its for https bc its my baby
46) streamed for months straight, one stream went 35 hours, i still pop in when the community wants it
47) made merch by hand, shirts, stickers, all of it
48) creator fees go back into the dog: films, art, content
49) no bundles, i got rugged by a bundler, i'd never do that to you
50) i run this like a startup, month 10 on the calendar, month 1 of doing it at full potential
[whats coming]
51) a full https series
52) more films, more edits, more irl
53) the dog on more platforms, way outside ct
54) we're innovating, not waiting on a catalyst, new formats every week
55) the goal is https as one of the staples of @Pumpfun and solana
[the mindshare]
56) end of every month kols post their pnls, every one of those is a had to take profits sir post
57) every red candle on solana is someone httpsing
58) the market can rotate metas, it can never rotate out of taking profits
59) the behavior never stops so the meme never stops, thats infinite mindshare
60) it did 4.2m when nobody was paying attention, imagine when everybody is
61) when this takes off, nothing in the trenches will have more lore behind it
[why i hold]
62) if you believe in tokenized culture, this is tokenized culture
63) if you believe in crypto, this is the one behavior of crypto with a ticker on it
64) i genuinely think its the best r/r in the trenches, my opinion, nfa
65) holding it says you care about memes with something real behind them
im not telling you to buy it, im just letting you know its all there and its only going to get better
so yeah, if you have any braincells left, well, own it
had to take profits sir
ᵢ ₐₘ ₚₒₛₜᵢₙ𝓰 ₜₕᵢₛ ₐₛ ₐ ₜ𝓌ₑₑₜ, 𝒹ᵢ𝓰ₑₛₜᵢᵦₗₑ 𝒸ₒₙₜₑₙₜ, ₐᵣₜᵢ𝒸ₗₑₛ, ₑₜ𝒸 𝓌ᵢₗₗ ᵦₑ ₘₐ𝒹ₑ. ₜₕᵢₛ ᵢₛ ₙₒₜ ᵢₙ ₜₕₐₜ 𝒻ₐₛₕᵢₒₙ ᵦₑ𝒸ₐᵤₛₑ ᵢ 𝓌ₐₙₜ ₜₒ ₚₒₛₜ ₜₕᵢₛ ₐₛ ₐ ₜ𝓌ₑₑₜ, ₛₒ ᵧₒᵤ, ᵧₑₛ ᵧₒᵤ, 𝒸ₐₙ ₕₐᵥₑ ₜₕₑ ₒₚₚₒᵣₜᵤₙᵢₜᵧ ₜₒ ₒ𝓌ₙ ᵢₜ