MCS

to breathe is a gift we already receive

my #iud fights crime, and by that I mean kills sperm. her name is tina

true friends tell you when to get your 90s teeny bopper shit together @sianadiegel

smell a flower. blow out a birthday candle.

u can reach me non locally

goal: be as prolific as multilingual onomatopoeia

whole ass one thing #ronswanson

there comes a time in every witch's life 😈

sit it n quit it

im a ninja not a mind reader @kel519

peanut butter junior varsity

most of the coffee table is made of puzzles

but you know me, i like my men artistically tormented and underfed @sianadiegel

no bag left unopened @whoisSamJarvis

disco never dies

where we're going, we don't need pants

the hardest thing to do is something that's close to nothing #marinaabramovic

q: how does davy crockett take his pie? a: A LA MOde

what is your #alien to #monkey ratio?

gems from last night: "but I was drunk, fat and wearing flip flops"