🏅World Record Holder🏅 ''And when we came, they acted like we was Martians! They had never seen afros before.''

Joined September 2011
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The Success Baby is a grown ass man now 😭 I'm old as fuck
How is the internet less private than in 2006, when the whole family shared one computer? Back then, the internet was weird, personal, and all of ours. So, we got your favorite meme legends back together to say it louder: What happened to the internet? 1/3
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Whitest tweet I’ve read in the history of this site. Including the mayonnaise boy tweet
Who the hell is Roger?
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There should be a “Show Ya Work” card where after the battles, you can buy a hand written round signed by the battler That shit should be treated like Pokémon/Sports trading cards. Graded and all Imagine having a signed, handwritten loaded lux round on ya wall or desk or sumn
From where You "Show Your Work" or you get a Zero. Let the dope defend you. Part One. #ShowYaWorkChallenge
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Futurama did it 15 years ago
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Bro got annihilated.
what's the nastiest read you've ever seen someone give😭
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This guy gets paid for his thoughts.
you could not waterboard this information out of me
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Who tf was the mixing engineer?
Ja Rule's "Uh-Ohhh!" featuring Lil Wayne is the most slept-on comeback single of 2007. it was the lead single from "The Mirror" and only peaked at no. 69 on the Hot R&B/Hip-Hop chart.
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I’ve asked this before but is there any historical event that is like the Opposite of 9/11. Like something so good that happened that it changed the world forever
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i like the idea of twitter no longer being a platform but a concept, shattered across time and space
a guide to the many twitters
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Boy imagine Obama telling a bihh she had a fat ass mid speech they woulda hung that nigga from the podium
Donald Trump says Nicki Minaj has a “beautiful a**” 👀🍑 “That’s hard to miss. Stand up”
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It’s like a Black Mirror x The Boys x Atlanta crossover episode
Donald Trump says Nicki Minaj has a “beautiful a**” during rally in Port Huron, Michigan: “That’s hard to miss. Stand up”
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Roc's 2nd round vs Illmac's 2nd round is the definition of "let's meet up and die" them niggas whooping each other ass 😭🔥😭🔥😭
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Replying to @AnthonyGSupreme
Bernie's stuff has aged as well as Carlin or Pryor
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Damn how long is this interview? This been playing for the last 20 minutes! 😵‍💫
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"HOW SWAY"
THEY NEVER TAUGHT US ABOUT FANDUEL AND DRAFTKINGS BUT THEY GON TELL US TO BET
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This scene is parodying a movie 10 years older than the Sopranos...very odd question in general lmfao
genuine question. But did Tony Soprano invent this type of "modern" mobster, like Big Balding middle aged boss trope, or was he just another symptom of it?
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They wont even share the darkest parts of the civil rights movement
Fun fact: slavery was SO bad that museums can't even share its darkest parts.
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"He just as bad as Trump" No. Rapper ≠ Raper
Nigga got a song called “Ms. Pretty Pussy” and “Please Excuse My Hands” but wanna talk about somebody looking at ass. He just as bad as Trump.
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Knowing that this was Christopher Williams Michael Jackson impression makes me SCREAM 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m Dreamin’ Christopher Williams (1991)
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This joke works in so many levels...genius
SNL UK doing a Nollywood version of Wicked with Cynthia Erivo is the funniest thing they’ve done sorry
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