@humanstat

eternal as i am, i curl like a cinder in that blaze

 she/her ♱ 28 ♱ biracial
humanstat.straw.page/
Joined February 2025
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^•-•^@iwtvlcatsOct 25
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the funniest possibility is that sam was not just jacob's plus one but also shelia's and they showed up with him in their hands like their kid who they couldn't get a babysitter for
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🤍🦢 #LestatdeLioncourt #TheVampireLestat
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claudia told her at midnight she had to take five dozen cupcakes for the bake sale at her school tomorrow, she just got done fighting with louis after he suggested to just go out & buy the cupcakes & when she finally got done baking she discovered claudia ate all the sprinkles
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This fucking masterpiece I just found three seconds before going to sleep
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^•-•^@iwtvlcatsOct 22
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.@elievcrOct 22
what fucks me up the most about this scene is that louis and lestat weren't even really on good terms here, but they stopped being cunts to eachother so they could terrorize claudia together
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noct ♤@jounolovrOct 20
and this is how claudia joined them
Riot Zac
@RiotZacOct 20
bro you can't be serious
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❦︎@lestatsaintOct 20
he's so boyfriend...
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Sam being a dr. pepper girlie I know that’s right
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★@sampunzelsOct 20
how fast your hair grows when you’re pure of heart
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❦︎@lestatsaintOct 17
computer take this fellas clothes off. computer show me this fella butt booty naked. computer show me this fellas meat
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dizzy@velvetlestatOct 15
okay bitch fuck it up
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س@liveloveijbolOct 15
iwtvtwt finds out the average casual iwtv viewer does not fuck with armand every week and acts surprised
eden ⛧ misses d&p@edensnotonfireOct 14
DAN ANSWERED AN IWTV FUCK MARRY KILL QUESTION AS “FUCK LESTAT, MARRY LOUIS, AND KILL ARMAND” IM AHJDJDKSKS NTM ON ARMAND?
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^•-•^@iwtvlcatsOct 14
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neck kisses (and bites) are required
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getting ridden crazy style and he’s thinking about touching louis’ finger #okay
⏾@twoheadsmotherOct 10
Replying to @twoheadsmother
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jas@wretchedsapphicOct 10
anyway it’s so cool that jacob anderson is the only person to have ever played louis de pointe du lac
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