@humanxmaybe

ɢᴇɴᴛʟᴇᴍᴀɴ ᴘʜɪʟᴏꜱᴏᴘʜᴇʀ ᴘᴇʀᴠᴇʀᴛ ʀᴇʙᴇʟ

 𝕰𝖆𝖘𝖙 𝕮𝖔𝖆𝖘𝖙
humanmaybe.printful.me
Joined May 2016
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you can now be part of the problem buy a fucking hat or not idc humanmaybe.printful.me
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they’re paying me to smoke weed and golf today
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they invented a new low just for me
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i have never wanted or even needed
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“we are so back” i was never even there
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you have a headache because you have powers
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i need my whole life to change and i also need to go grocery shopping
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you have to let your body and mind inhabit the eternal present bro
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it’s because you’re always slamming in the back of that damn Dragula
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i’m coming down from substances that aren’t even possible to abuse
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my dreams came to me in the form of a Simpsons animation last night
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she’s not ready for my counterattack
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take nothing seriously and have a silly time
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we are Massholes in every sense of the word
mass ave curmudgeon@mass_aveOct 22
Outside of Indiana, a severe lack of imagination in names
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they gave me a cat scan but all they found was that dog in me
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they don’t make shows like HBO’s Real Sex anymore
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the day is one of the most classic things you can rue
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i crave the complete destruction and rebirth of my life
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死
@humanxmaybeOct 18
adult man who lives a cuteness lifestyle
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one wrong turn and you end up in a cranberry bog
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