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2doc. ⚠️ slashie • 27 • he/they • eng & esp & SLIGHT portuguese ❤️ gtwt forever. currently scrubbing this account! pfp by @froot98229 🥝

Joined October 2022
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hi new people i'm slashie! i promise i don't bite!! #gztwt
whats up party people i made an (unofficial) kong membership card that you can customize! (please take a second to read the rules) #gorillaz MAKE YOUR OWN HERE➡️fujopunch.ing/kongcards/
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i voted blue bc ao3 is down
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this was a joke in case anyone is dumb asf
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been rewatching SU w my partner and first of all, the foreshadowing was crazy this bitch really knew what she was doing and second of all, this is like introducing someone to like. christianity and the bible.
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unfortunately for my opps im funny as fuck
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for every bitch i encounter here i encounter ten friends and i think that is beautiful
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on my muscle building journey fr that zumba class is gonna whip me into shape. i'm gonna be the Sexy 2doc Guy
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and just remember before you come for me, i'm not the one.
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having a treat myself day. big high carb lunch with water before i hit the gym. 10 minutes inclined on treadmill, 20 minutes on stairmaster, a full hour zumba class, followed by a 20 minutes soak in the hot tub, a sauna session of 10 minutes... and then sushi salad for my efforts
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i'm trying to get a fatter ass and more stamina in case youre curious idrgaf ab losing weight perse
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i love femdoc and a part of me does believe she would have to work EXTRA HARD to be attractive. but she's GROSS. i get why we make her hyperfemme but she would be just as gross. her winnebago would have old tampons, empty bottles of hairspray, used preg. tests, dirty undies
People will draw fem murdoc and make her like 10x prettier and more conventionally attractive like bro gtfo that’s not murdoc if murdoc isn’t ugly let’s be fr rn!!!!!!!! LIKE COME ON LOOK AT HIM!! MAKE HER AS UGLY AS HIM!!
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personally i would still hit tho
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chik fil a is super transphobic but its the one place i ever see trans and gay people tryna eat at
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i am by no means a fan of billie eilish but this is fucking cool. i just love noodle ok
Billie Eilish as Noodle from Gorillaz for Halloween.
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pauline the mayor of new donk city and mamdani would get along famously
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no cuz without ao3 who really was i to you guys
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Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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so i quit my job again and yknow what! fuck it
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and before we ask, YES i voted
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how did they take my ficsssss
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