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हम को मालूम है Twitter की हक़ीक़त लेकिन दिल के ख़ुश रखने को 'ग़ालिब' ये ख़याल अच्छा है | History, food, films, art and everything performative

Kabhi Dharamshala Kabhi Dilli
Joined June 2025
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A map of 𝗳𝗿𝗲𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗮𝗳𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗱𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗱𝗼 𝗶𝗻 𝗗𝗲𝗹𝗵𝗶, divided into multiple categories. I'll keep adding newer stuff. It also has some Durga Puja pandals for pandal hopping enthusiasts. Share with people who might need it. google.com/maps/d/u/0/edit?m… – at New Delhi, India
Should I make a free and affordable stuff to do map for Delhi
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Good souls of Twitter, putting this out in the hope that my homie and Delhi's best independent journo @Kahaniistaan finds like minded company this fall. I personally vouch for him and if I had a single gay bone in my body, I'd have kept him for myself. docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F…
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I unfollowed Suhana Nanda when she said, "My family is from Lucknow but the best 'galouti' kebab is in Delhi." Being from Lucknow and mispronouncing galawati while having this take? Been on a silent beef with her since. Then came her Gurgaon is cooler than Delhi series. Sigh.
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One ragebait away from starting a "Gurgaon is not cooler than Delhi" series
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याद आ जाए तो तेरा नाम लेके झूम लूँ शाम आ जाए तो उठके चाँद का माथा चूम लूँ
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Laphingwala retweeted
Congress ke time pe Pakistani music banned nahi tha ulta artists mast collab karke acche gaane dete the.
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When I want to get a text saying "किसलिए तू, इतना उदास, सुखे सुखे होंठ अंखियों में प्यास, किसलिए? किसलिए? हो आजा पिया तोहे प्यार दूँ, हो गोरी बैयाँ तोपे वार दूँ" But all I recieve is-
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I really really miss home during DIFF days. Everything about the entire festival is so warm. Not even a "cinephile" in the conventional sense but always feel I belong there. Agle saal 🤞🏻
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Made a music video in the heart of delhi! shot in 6hrs, with almost no budget, and all odds against us.
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Congress ke time toh mai India gate ke saamne boating bhi karta tha.
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Students being told to consult profs online, classes shifted online, welded gates shut, erected walls on entrances, BNSS 163 in campus with announcements, dystopian resemblance between university campus & CP earlier this month. All because students are demanding a students' union
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Imagine a world where Momina Mustehsan could cross the border into India just once, sing one song, only to never come back. Sometimes, the universe conspires to give us something we were never meant to possess. It was truly a divine intervention that gave us Awari.
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Guess who was screaming "हाय अंदर अंदर से टूटा मैं तेरे इश्क़ में खुद ही से रूठा मैं" in his room at 8 am
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Miss you Prachi Desai
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my bad
Replying to @risickah
you will be cancelled because u haven't posted mr.cat photo today
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Steamed Chicken Momo from Shagun 9.4/10
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Kabootar to Laphingwala-
Also accidentally gate crashed a pigeon date, just above the jaali.
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Also accidentally gate crashed a pigeon date, just above the jaali.
Sunder nursery under lights, accidental date gate crashes and food.
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scary af. the whole of jmi has been turned into a fortress. at least 40 police vehicles are parked in and around the campus. there's a continuous announcement by the delhi police that section 163 of the bnss is in force.
Jamia people , are you all alright? Wtf is going on ?
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