hydrophunk

Fools celebrating #Valkyries win like #Oakland never lost 3 major historic sports franchises…. 🤡💀🙂‍↔️

Old Asian women wear the worst perfume 🤦🏽‍♂️

You know that mustard, relish, ketchup dispenser at @Costco yeah, use a napkin to push it down- Everybody hands has been on this thing 😩🤮😷

#Remember “part of a balanced meal” what happened to that….

Is there a glitch in the Matrix cuz I swear I just saw @bokeem_woodbine in MayDay jet scene and now its a different dude…@AppleTV 😳🫪

‘human naturehydro mix 7:7:26, 5.08 PM’ by hydrophunk2 is on #SoundCloud on.soundcloud.com/FEN0Fgs0RL…

I hope what happened to Richard Pryor and his estate doesn’t happen to Eddie Murphy. That is all.

#versuz need a band version lots of opportunities out there and lots of black bands…

Weird how #HarvePierre was never mentioned in the @netflix show #The Reckoning…

They done hacked #sundaynightfootball What up with the sound!?!?

Wait a minute, did the @Popeyes lady go to @Chilis cause damn they sound the same 😭🤔

Sometimes I wish @prince didn’t have a vault, this some bullshit ass releases… fr fr. Smh

I peeped the 666 reference you ain’t slick @BWWings 😂

Man I’m pushing 60 and I swear ox tails came from no where…. Anybody else?

hey @EddieGriffinCom is #Norbit basically #Bowfinger with a Afro? #eddiemurphy

So is #Nobit just #Bowfinger with an Afro? 🤔 #EddieMurphy

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#Dollartree just a homeless distributor of bs.. ijs

Every delivery driver and security guard looking like Sleeper cells ijs

#PaulMooney said it, “Everybody want to be a nigha, but don’t nobody want to be a nigha” 🤦🏽‍♂️