Just a girl with a mouth like a sailor and a heart of gold. https://teapawt.net/t.co/FgtGxfc16M
The penis shaped state
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Overwhelming the number of military cars entering the city of #Shenzhen next to the boarder with #HongKong. #HongKongProtests #China #Democracy
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Disturbing video taken in #Shenzhen just across the boarder with #HongKong. Something extraordinarily bad is about happen. #China #HongKongProtests #Democracy #SaveHongKong
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There’s 75 new paired emojis where you can change the skin tone of each person. Meanwhile I’m trying to remember what it’s like to hold hands with someone who still has skin.
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Fireworks? Yeah there were fireworks. I covered my kid up after she fell asleep, and she farted on me.
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Kids: A spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down
Adults: A shot of tequila helps the feelings drown
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"It's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all."
-me whispering to this empty bottle of tequila