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BrenDangit

@hypercalcium

Golang Developer Once and Future pro wrestler Technology improviser Drone operator https://teapawt.net/t.co/mQMP8vBpMd Whenever I think, it is too hard. He/Him

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Joined July 2007
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Replying to @crulge
Ah, the Yang to this Yin
A forum post by GamemasterAnthony Text: It's my birthday today, and I'm 31 That means only one thing...BRING IT IN, GUYS!!! *every character from every game, comic, cartoon, TV show, movie, and book reality come in with everything for a HUGE party*

ALT A forum post by GamemasterAnthony Text: It's my birthday today, and I'm 31 That means only one thing...BRING IT IN, GUYS!!! *every character from every game, comic, cartoon, TV show, movie, and book reality come in with everything for a HUGE party*

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You know how when a book gets a movie adaption and they change the book covers to production photos from the film ? (Artist unknown)
The cover of Health Justice Now by Timothy Faust but the cover image has been altered to be the UHC shooter

ALT The cover of Health Justice Now by Timothy Faust but the cover image has been altered to be the UHC shooter

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Mine’s not a freckle though
An arm with a scar in roughly the same spot

ALT An arm with a scar in roughly the same spot

Eric Bailey (@EricVBailey) profile pictureEric Bailey@EricVBailey17 Sep 2024
What the--
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Replying to @hypercalcium @BKriegstein
Awww they blocked me. Maybe it was a managed bot account.
A reply to this post by an obvious bot account that summarizes the first post but prefaces it with "This is a tragic and deeply concerning situation"

ALT A reply to this post by an obvious bot account that summarizes the first post but prefaces it with "This is a tragic and deeply concerning situation"

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most of the times I say “ok” this is what I’m quoting youtu.be/P0jw_AFEGoI
Jesse Hawken (@jessehawken) profile pictureJesse Hawken@jessehawken22 Aug 2024
What were the Simpsons moments where you laughed so hard you couldn’t breathe? I have two: Mr. Sparkle and Worker and Parasite - literally dying of laughter
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Totally forgot I was supposed to watch Bladerunner tonight. I agree with @KatElinor that the swap to touch screens from big satisfying clicking buttons is a travesty. THAT is the dystopia
A "Captcha" image featuring several pictures of tortoises with the challenge being "Why aren't you helping the tortoise" "Click every tortoise to help"

ALT A "Captcha" image featuring several pictures of tortoises with the challenge being "Why aren't you helping the tortoise" "Click every tortoise to help"

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Replying to @crulge
As a TERRIBLE digital pack rat any advice I offer should be used as negative guidance Still, getting of every ziff Davis, new egg (-invoice) and substack helped a bit !
4 icons from iPhone Home Screen showing email badges of 278,659 unread and 91,437 unread

ALT 4 icons from iPhone Home Screen showing email badges of 278,659 unread and 91,437 unread

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Replying to @kyotocosmology
There is just over 1 bootleg-Blake-mug-length between layoff announcements on Pete Parson's page.
A mug with the marathon logo is held up in front of a screen with Pete Parson's twitter timeline with layoff announcements

ALT A mug with the marathon logo is held up in front of a screen with Pete Parson's twitter timeline with layoff announcements

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Uh excuse me but my Bone Lance skills do not require any new training #monsterhunternow
Screenshot of an alert from Monster Hunter Now which reads “ Upgrade your Bone Gunlance up to Grade 6 by collecting all Gunlance Training Tickets available as quest rewards!“

ALT Screenshot of an alert from Monster Hunter Now which reads “ Upgrade your Bone Gunlance up to Grade 6 by collecting all Gunlance Training Tickets available as quest rewards!“

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Protip: the change to x dot com means screen time and similar apps aren’t timing you anymore! Gotta put in the new domain I am embarrassed at how much this made a difference. ADHD ! I should just quit !
Screen time settings screenshot with laughably short 5 minute limit for x.com

ALT Screen time settings screenshot with laughably short 5 minute limit for x.com

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Uh oh
Green Crystals from the videogame Outer Wilds (they are evidence of ghost matter which is lethally dangerous)

ALT Green Crystals from the videogame Outer Wilds (they are evidence of ghost matter which is lethally dangerous)

Dr Robin George Andrews 🌋☄️ (@SquigglyVolcano) profile pictureDr Robin George Andrews 🌋☄️@SquigglyVolcano29 Mar 2024
☄️It’s true! NASA’s OSIRIS-REx mission has brought back 121 grams of ancient matter from an asteroid named Bennu. It cost of $1.2 billion. But what it can tell us about the dawn of the solar system, and the creation of life itself, is priceless. A 🧵on the key findings so far:
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Replying to @crulge
I’m not kidding when I say this was a vital video series: youtu.be/vIT4ra6Mo0s
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Replying to @HazelMonforton
Glue a bunch of these to a corsage and hook up a lantern battery and you’ll look like the sun is visiting to most cameras
A pile of super bright infrared LEDs from Adafruit for nine dollars

ALT A pile of super bright infrared LEDs from Adafruit for nine dollars

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