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💙 20s🧡 she/her ❤ white n bisapphic n autistic 💚 a weirdo in the good way 💜 i care about turanga leela very much (basically inactive)

new new york
Joined April 2013
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making a new pinned tweet to save threads and important tweets and stuff!
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Wedding Reception 💍🪩
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ohh so this is the guy who got cancelled for sexist movie takes lately. Checks out
there's definitely something to be said about the type of fashion we sell to tween girls, but this man really sounds like he's never seen a fashion doll in his life
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reacting to me lying... (BRENT ISN'T REAL🧵) #totaldrama #tdtwt
Brent being removed from total drama RR is actually a crime #tdtwt
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Got a 4th dog! Say hello to Checkers
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Chipwich is nearly 6 but every single day is her first day on Earth
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Fluttercord Ship Varieties
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monty monogram x vanessa doofenshmirtz (phineas and ferb) "okay, putting aside the fact that our fathers are sworn enemies, want to have those cappuccinos together?"
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noah x owen (total drama) "you need to stop worrying about being some girl's hero... and... be MY hero!"
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fluttershy x discord (my little pony) "i never would've thought to make singing ginseng before i met you. but you've opened me up to so many more possibilities and impossibilities. so i guess what i'm trying to say is I like you because you're so different from me."
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i forgot that i came out as a tobecky fan and then immediately fucked off twitter for like 6 months. based of me
Replying to @hypercanigula
tobey mccallister x becky botsford (wordgirl) "well, I still think you’re up to no good, mccallister, and I’m going to keep my eye on you!" "oh, by all means spend every second of the contest by my side, watching my every move. holding my sweaty hand..."
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do you think wordgirl knows the meaning to like rizz and skibidi or would that finally drive her insane
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Replying to @Mimeatball
The internet has dumbed down and made pedos go from actual horrid threats, to being treated like fucking house flies
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this is not a sentence I ever thought I would need to assemble in any language, but 1958 feels like a really late year for a dead Pope to explode
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man it was NOT cute to rely on a fucking 17 year old in another country to help you with your relationship problems
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and nobody is going to care bc nobody uses this site anymore anyway.
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