-Union Sq Park
-Broadway & 96th
-Staten Ferry terminal (either side)
-Barclays center LIRR
-downtown Brooklyn
-all of Eighth Ave
-all of 116th St
-the HRA building
-the 1 Train
-Canarsie-Rockaway L Train
-the Astoria Costco
-any Popeye’s
-any Planet Fitness
-any bank vestibule
NYC zombie maps
- Tompkins sq park
- times sq
- Harlem 125 subway station
- Astor place wegmans
- Central Park boathouse
- east river by NYU
- Spaniard / parkgate
- dimes sq
- grand central
- flushing meadows corona park
- Chinatown
- Houston basketball courts
- Randall’s island
- Brooklyn navy yard
-MSG
- Wall Street /NY stock exchange
- the oculus
- natural history museum
- Yankee stadium
- Coney Island
- rikers
- Statue of Liberty
- red hook grain terminal
- domino sugar factory
- botanical gardens
sitting on the train across from a girl with Botox reading a textbook “Architecture: Form, Space, and Order (5th Edition)”
New Jersey or Nowhere
NYC first lady Rama Duwaji sports eyebrow-raising dress at City Hall ceremony trib.al/8tCbtqN
my theory is since transplant New Yorkers live in unnatural, isolated cages, void of family, religion, meaning, history, empathy, and humanity, they need to artificially engineer reasons to live
you know it’s hot in New York when you pretend to shop around in a Trader Joe’s or Walgreens just to feel the AC
please don’t visit or move to NYC this summer. please let us who suffered here through last winter enjoy it fully.








