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Christian Somerville

@iChristianMark

I'll entertain you with crazy, funny and often ridiculous stuff. I am a british, gay, animal loving, sci fi nerd. Find me on instagram: ichristianmark

 Bristol, uk
Joined September 2011
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Marshall Julius
@MarshallJuliusSep 18
Haircuts. People who need haircuts...
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FruitBombComics@fruitbombcomicsSep 7
NO AI
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Is anyone still following me here!?
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M@randyreno15 Jul 2023
the way they move their hips is so hot
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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
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Oh dear…
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By far my favourite #BernieSanders #berniesmittens #Berniememes courtesy of startrek.com
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@SoVeryBritish16 Jan 2021
There’s nothing more fun than driving around a busy car park with a passenger who keeps mistakenly thinking they’ve seen a space.
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Charlie Condou@Charliecondou14 Jan 2021
My neighbours have still got their Christmas tree up and I am *this* close to calling the police
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Biggus Galooticus@Big_Galoot12314 Jan 2021
Anybody ever had a car that only plays crazy Dutch yodelling prog rock on a loop on the car radio? No? You’ve obviously never driven a Ford Focus then......
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Victoria Scott | Author@Toryscott25 Sep 2020
A very nice lady just called from Microsoft to tell me that my computer had been hacked. I told her her call was fortuitous, as I'd heard she'd had an accident that wasn't her fault, and I was able to help her for a small fee. She sounded baffled TBH. #spamcalls #fraud
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David Ames@semadivad5 Jun 2020
My new public transport mask arrived.
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North Korea's Kim Jong Un - who Loves ME very much - is NOT dead! He's just in a Vegetative State! Which is no big deel! I go into Vegetative States all the time!! #KIMJONGUNDEAD
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danee 🦖@itsdaneesaur3 Jul 2019
Can everybody just Please look at this cat
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Sitting under a tree this evening, reading a book....and then this happens!!!! 😊
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Burger King & McD's: Save the environment - Stop giving plastic toys with fast food kids meals - Sign the Petition! chng.it/KymnB6sJ via @UKChange
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chris.@topher_dw_18 May 2019
I was aprehensive about Madonna but she killed it
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@AgathaChocolats4 May 2019
In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo. #sixwordstory #amwriting #MayThe4thBeWithYou
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