Thanks Teddy Swims for spending 2,876 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Simple Things. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/33qO…
When you just want to shop for anti-dandruff shampoo at 10pm, but Chemist Warehouse Radio hits you with ‘Dido - White Flag’ and your unhealthy attachment style and dysfunctions 30’s is unearthed right in front of you in lyric form. Same.
I did something. I ordered the new iPhone 14. Forgot to choose delivery. Now I’m gonna have to line up at Doncaster with all the other nerds next week. Which means I need to leave the house.
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Season 4 of Stranger Things has scared the absolute shit out to me. I have to watch the rest during daylight so I can sleep at night.
Did a thing today. Had a Pap smear. A reminder for people with a cervix, if you can’t remember the last time you had yours, it’s probably time to book in!
Easter long weekend. Literally no sleep at night, frequent naps during the day, and I’ve just woken up 6 hours early for work. Pleasant, isn’t it?
It’s been a number of years, but my heart doesn’t stray very far from the @kiaaustralia Stinger GT. Fan girl would be an understatement. Five years on and I still point them out on the road and wave at the drivers 😂
Bit of fun with the @PorscheAus Taycan Cross Turismo this week. Managed to even find a friend!
