Comedian, Gamer (Xbox, PC, VR, Nintendo, iOS), Batman & Doctor Who fan. Formerly at Microsoft & EA. Fluent in memes. I'm @WrestlingMemes too. LIMP BIZKIT!

Gotham, NY
Joined May 2007
If I ever become a billionaire this is what I plan on doing with my money.
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Send me your favorite Star Wars / Anakin edits; this is mine
Boomers love Star Wars cuz it’s democracy-slop Zoomers love Anakin cuz he’s a fascist incel
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Just had chipotle, so you know what comes next
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Japanese, European and indie developers are not experiencing the same issues as American developers. High development costs, ridiculous expectations and putting social issues into video games has really hurt them. Sports franchises are still doing well though.
I'm so tired of people saying gaming is dying. Western AAA gaming is dying. Everyone else is fine. Nintendo and Capcom are putting out heat consistently and indies couldn't be healthier
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This is literally just aimbot gameplay. Not even the fastest CS2 player has aim like this. If these guys were this good, They would already be doing Esports to make easy money.
back from a cod break
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Do I have to do this at a hotel? No. Hotels win again.
its just bonkers the new policy @airbnb is trying to put in place. Putting the dishes in the dishwasher, taking out the trash, pulling the sheets off the bed....they are just standard things any normal person would do when staying at a house. Why wouldn't a host be allowed to say that?
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I’m loving Modern Warfare 4 but tell me why they mapped the report player and double xp buttons to the same input?
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The game is nearly 90GB. It’s over 120GB on the PS5 and Xbox. It doesn’t fit on physical media. Get over the performative outrage for reality.
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Yea I had to hit prestige on day one of Modern Warfare 4.
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actually, they should invent a whole new spy series just for Emma D’Arcy
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please listen to dessa. i have never heard anything artificial that sounded so… human. if you ever doubted that human-ai-relationships were going to be a thing. well. this snippet will convince you otherwise.
We believe voice is the most natural way to interact with intelligence, so we created Dessa, the most authentic full-duplex speech model ever built. Talking with it feels like talking with a person…full of emotion, nuance, pauses, and a natural cadence. block.xyz/dessa
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Whatever algorithm they are using for choosing Best Play in Modern Warfare 4 needs to be changed.
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Girls: Don't boys cry? Boys
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Real life Dean Winchester type behavior lol
I’m still heree 😂😭 this was SO funny! what’s even funnier is that Jared waited to tell the story in front of everyone just to see Jensen’s reaction to it lol
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Elizabeth Holmes never lied to us this much.
His ass was over at DC saying anything😭😭😭
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This is frying me cus this is really how it be 😭😭
i’m at the mall and a woman stopped walking right in front of me so as i passed her i said “first day on earth?” and SHE FOLLOWED ME INTO A STORE TO CONFRONT ME
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there are only 200 billionaires in california (pop. 39 million) so when the media claims a wealth tax will cause a major “EXODUS OF BILLIONAIRES” they’re talking about like 50 people max.
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These are the sorts of people complaining about extract campers and “too much PvP” in DMZ. He shoots first, I down him, I let him res hoping we just both get out together no dramas and he randomly tries it again… Idiots!
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Irmao cade a porta desse banheiro
Batman was giving Jason Todd the hands 💀💀
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A Developer leaked the Mass Effect 4 Trailer And it looks absolutely incredible! EA WHY CAN’T WE HAVE NICE THINGS …
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The best candidate for James Bond is the actor currently not even in the running and that’s Robert Pattinson.
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