just a normal man. just an innocent man.

Joined July 2011
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Simone Ashley, Hero Fiennes Tiffin, Phil Dunster and Nikesh Patel to star in rom-com ‘PICTURE THIS.’ Single and without a man on the horizon, Pia’s family sets her up on a series of increasingly desperate blind dates as she begins a hilarious but heartfelt quest for real love.
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Watching a Nigerian and Ghanaian duke it out for the best England player. Labour government working faster than I expected
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Lads I’m stuck in Luton with my family after getting shafted by @wizzair this morning. I refuse to let my holiday spirit be dimmed. Give me your vibiest Luton recommendations. I have less than 24 hours (and a small child).
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There have been 4 pro-Gaza Independent candidates elected so far. The same number as Reform MPs. That's big and totally unexpected. It deserves coverage and analysis.
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The upside to England staying in is the fans won’t be home by Thursday to vote Tory or Reform
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What is insane is that everyone in Europe knows our economies would grind to a halt without immigration but we continue pretending immigration is a generous policy we adopted towards other people that we can reverse if we become less generous
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Amazing though: please, let’s loudly imply the Asian PM is a traitor who hates our boys in uniform while wrapping ourselves in the flag, but not in a racist way that helps the National Front, who we can’t stop putting on TV and front pages. So much healthy democracy here.
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The amount of agenda-setting media coverage Nigel Farage is receiving, especially by the likes of the BBC, is precisely what helped lead Britain to the state it's now in. What will it take for the role of our press, the elephant in the room, to be discussed in any mainstream way?
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I don't understand it, what's the problem? City currently follow all the rules and generate the highest revenues in world football, right? That's what they keep saying? Why would they oppose these rules if they're so successful under them?
🔺EXCLUSIVE Manchester City have launched an unprecedented legal action against the Premier League in a move that has sparked civil war in English football’s top flight. The outcome could dramatically alter the landscape of the professional game, @Lawton_Times reports

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When the Man City version of this tweet drops>>>
BREAKING: Donald Trump found guilty on all 34 counts
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videos like this remind me so much of blitz photos old lads standing in what’s left of a street with a pint in hand from the pub that’s miraculously still standing, except ofc this woman is in even *worse* circumstances. only racism denies the similarity xitter.cf/sprinterfactory/status…
A Palestinian woman filmed herself making a cake in the ruins of her home
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I’m in such shock, but I’m a fighter. Sign up to my mailing list below. I’ll put out more later today. It’s hard for me to put me into words how much your support means to me, from my heart, thank you faizashaheen.co.uk/join-the-…
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Nah this is cold asf
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Whilst Frank Hester can say Diane Abbott 'should be shot' with no criminal consequences what a country this is
Exclusive: Al Jazeera can reveal that a pro-Palestine protester has been charged with a racially aggravated public order offence, after she raised a placard depicting PM Sunak and Braverman as coconuts. @ainajkhan reports aljazeera.com/news/2024/5/21…
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NUDES IN BIO 🤖 🤖 🤖
The New Woke Times is truly unreadable
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