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to the people lighting up my DMs, i dont read them.
You are wasting your time, it's just a growing number in a blue box like a pokeball
Mums are odd, they are like magpies. The thing with being in the Army Reserve is that you keep you kit at home. One day I couldn't find my beret.
I got racked over coals for that beret, all i did for three months was PT because of that beret.
When mum moved in with my sister in a box in the attic there were boxes with the kids names on stuffed full of trinkets from our lives, in mine i found that fucking beret, wrapped in paper placed in a ziplock bag
I think I may be a middle-class 55-year-old white man.
Spent the afternoon at a wine tasting, being flirted with by a woman in Birkenstocks
Men of a certain age will remember the Ladette; the Ladette was a cracking woman who drank like a man wore low rise jeans with tramp stamp and thong.
Turns out some of them aged quite well, anyway i managed to snag a date with a woman that didn't involve my chums trying to set me up, i'm guessing she's desperate
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The UK government say we are going to war in a 1000 days , but the reality is 👆👆
I wonder what those rooms look like under the new Chinese embassy
The London Cage: Britain’s secret wartime prison hidden in one of London’s most exclusive streets.
Discover its controversial story: amzn.to/3DhOVqZ
i think Cat Stevens is grieving the death of Cat Williams.
Since burying Cat Williams under the tree, Cat Stevens just sits at the back door, mere meters away from the tree, and meows but it's like a howl MEooooooooooooooooooooow
MEooooooooooooooooooooow
MEooooooooooooooooooooow
I've bought cat nip, i'm getting the little buggar kitty stoned.
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I love me some cookery youtube or as i call it OnlyPANS.
The guy has changed the way i cook and made things so much easier mid week and the dishwasher is on so much less because of it.
Yes yes, I had to buy some @SouperCubes, but that just means everything is in portions, and I did buy a vac sealer to help with freezer burn and to increase the longevity but it's so worth it.
The @panasonic breadmaker makes bread that doesnt make you fart for a month
Now that Apple TV has finished with Slow Horses it's time to torrent the show to my media drive and binge that shit.
hey @WallStreetApes
@AnthropicAI think investing is charity
oy @russellcrowe
Put the mic down and make a sequel
In praise of Master and Commander
✍️ Madeline Grant
spectator.com/article/in-pra…
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Killed in action on this Day, 1854
17th Lancers. Charge of the Light Brigade
hey @wusthofknife, the Amici range is 404, and I need some new knives :(
Can't lie, I love me some acid.
Seeing sound is just so puuuuuuuurty
A 46-year-old woman accidentally snorted 55 mg of pure LSD because she thought it was cocaine, roughly 550 times the normal recreational dose.
She vomited for 12 hours and remained under the effects of the substance for about 34 hours.
But when she woke up, the chronic foot pain she had suffered for over 20 years, attributed to Lyme disease, was reportedly gone.
She stopped taking morphine for five days and then began microdosing LSD every three days.
Three years later, she had completely quit morphine, with no withdrawal symptoms or relapse reported.
Researchers described it as an extraordinary case of non-fatal high-dose LSD ingestion with long-term pain relief.
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Did you know that the first women to land on the Normandy beachhead in June 1944 were nurses of Queen Alexandra’s Imperial Nursing Service?
Their task was to establish a field hospital for 600 wounded soldiers.
They succeeded.
Please remember these heroines who saved lives:
I'm not really a fan of fermented foods. I love pickled foods, but they lack the digestive benefits, and as i age i think my gut needs more help.
I will now spend the next 6 months forcing myself to like fermented foods to see if it actually sticks
I'm just going to sit here and wait for @christitustech to use REA to create the version of Windows we all want.
Small, secure and efficient
In defence of @ShawnRyan762 .
You can hold stock in companies to make money while also no agreeing with what the company does. That's perfectly fine.
@PalantirTech will keep on moving forward and while you can disagree with them and make no impact, you may was well make money.

















