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Americans are sick of woke nut milk ruining their mornings. That's why Vought Fresh Farms is celebrating World Milk Day with our new 7% carton, DOUBLE the taste of anything currently in your local grocery store. One sip and you’ll feel like you’re drinking straight from an udder!

It’s a dark day for America. But together, we can keep an innocent hero #HomeFree. Here’s CEO Ashley Barrett with more on Homelander.

This 7/7, we salute the greatest Super team ever assembled. Even with heroic sacrifices and unfortunate betrayals, The Seven has NEVER been stronger. Sole captain Homelander continues his search for new heroes to replenish the team’s ranks as we speak!

O-O-O, Merry Christmas! It won't be a silent night when you surprise your special someone with a super toy stocking stuffer. Enjoy our biggest sale of the year at supeporn.com by entering code DILDEMBER for 7% off at checkout.

At Vought, we respect everyone’s right to celebrate the Christmas of their choosing. We stand firm against the woke mob’s Cancel Christmas movement, and encourage all HomeTeamers to do the same. Retweet to tell someone MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

Huge announcement: Official Homelander digital collectible cards have arrived! Celebrate our greatest hero’s life and crimefighting career by owning an authentic and non-fungible JPEG of him. Buy now for 777 VoughtCoin while you still can!

This National Working Parents Day, we’re proud to support mothers and fathers like Homelander, who somehow manage to keep our country safe while raising the next generation of heroes. Work at Vought and get occasional access to our on-site Vought Tots Daycare!

This awards season, Citizens United for National Togetherness looked to honor someone who truly embraces patriotic values. No one is more deserving than Todd, a teacher who attends HomeTeam rallies, cosplays as his favorite hero and review bombs woke TV shows. Congrats, Todd!

Dive into The Deep's next chapter just in time for National Book Month. Announcing Not Without My Dolphin, a novelization of the hit VTV original movie, based on the best-selling memoir. Preorder in the next hour and we’ll graciously donate 7% to The Timothy Foundation!

NEWS: Vought has parted ways with CEO Stan Edgar, effective immediately. We are appalled at his actions, and appreciate the bravery of Homelander in coming forward as a whistleblower! We are conducting a thorough investigation, with results to follow on our next shareholder call.