founder @splitnow

t.me/trapkeys
Joined May 2024
Replying to @bryan_johnson
Coolness is eternal. You can be cool at any age. Coolness is forever. It's how you carry yourself through the world. You can meet the coolest 90 year olds and the lamest 20 year olds. Coolness is a state of being.
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To: [email protected] Subject: Maybe try not freezing money? 1. yes, @splitnow flipped your volume 2. no, we don't lose clients when you lie about us 3. your hit piece has me laughing my dick off @OrangeFren, you tell truth to the cops and you tell lies to your community.
Replying to @OrangeFren
I no longer trust anything this account posts, and it’s needlessly bellicose, overtly hostile statements. You recently made allegations against @splitnow (who was just the victim of a literal act of war, in which lives were lost), and presented no meaningful evidence, without disclosing why you decided to say so about them in particular. I would like to audit, receive receipts of, or otherwise be convinced of your “secret shopper” activities, which you so pugnaciously post about. Cake is a phenomenal team. I admire and fully trust @vikrantnyc @sethforprivacy @tuxpizza and @cakewallet over some aspirant upstart that belligerently bites anyone it can, like a rabid dog. EVEN WHEN they removed the swap provider I was using, I continued using Cake. EVEN WHEN they removed a gift card I purchased often in their Cakepay service, I continued using Cake. EVEN WHEN I had to take a payment in a crypto they don’t support, I continued using Cake. I’ve been frustrated with sync times, and I’ve been upset to see some developments, like the removal of Wownero, etc. But I trust them. They built the first formidable and substantial Monero wallet, and they’re the only notable Monero business of that size that operates in the 🇺🇸. Who the fuck are you people??? What have you built? Who are you to criticize Cake Wallet? What evidence do you have of anything?
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not giving these washed suckers any more attention. didn't even see their unprovoked (possibly paid) hit piece until 2 months later 😂 but if you ever want a laugh, just search "splitnow" in the orangefren twitter 💀
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a rat is someone who pays for >300 "exit scam" bot comments, immediately following attacks on infra that stole innocent life, thinking those bot comments will somehow enrich themselves i will never exit shit and you know it fuck you forever
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To summarize the past 70 hours 161 drone strikes, 4 guided bombs, and Ukrainians still cared more about helping others than themselves no one had to enter a freshly shelled facility to save those data drives, much less for someone thousands of miles away. indebted. 🇺🇦🇺🇦🕊️
SplitNOW has resumed operations! 🥹 Our new global infra is stronger and faster than ever. ⚡️ We're deeply grateful to @ITLDC, @VSYShost and the @Spliggas for all your support and prayers amidst the tragic losses in Kyiv & Zaporizhzhia this past week. ❤️
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I want to apologise for the @splitnow service interruption. As the dev, I take full accountability for all downtime. I shouldn't have relied on a single point of failure, much less in a geopolitically unstable region. I'm not sleeping until everything is back online.
SplitNOW will resume all services within a few days! 1. No funds are lost. 2. We're going global to prevent a service interruption like this from ever happening again. 3. Our partners on the ground in Kyiv are fearlessly endangering themselves to restore everything ASAP.
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Meanwhile, please pray for the safety of our infra partners on the ground in Kyiv. They are literally risking their lives to help us get back online faster, amidst incredibly tragic circumstances. 💙💛
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We apologize for extended service interruptions due to yesterday's Russian drone strikes on data centers in Kyiv. Emergency services in Kyiv are working 24/7 to restore power to the facility which houses our mainframe. We'll be back and stronger than ever in no time! 🫶
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Sorry for the downtime this afternoon, Russian military activity was an unprecedented situation. I'm working with the emergency response team at our data center to restore service ASAP. Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦
As of 2:26 PM UTC, SplitNOW's Kyiv-based exchange infrastructure is experiencing critical downtime All in-progress orders are being manually processed ✅ We are working to restore all services ASAP ✅ This may have been caused by recent Russian military activity 1/2 🧵👇
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TK retweeted
Kimchi brought more attention to crypto with 4 photos than ansem did with his coin. A sign of the times.
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TK retweeted
Replying to @robert_baiguan
wow bro this is insane, i never knew claude knew how to fund wallets using @splitnow and age them for 2 days, then block 0 its own deploy and sell the bundle using axiom. u learn something new everyday. agi is here @iTrapKeys
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Monero is better than Bitcoin.
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Replying to @adidogCEO
The person with the most incentive to keep their ZEC shielded is an exploiter, which means it’ll never be caught if it did exist lol
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TK retweeted
zcash is like Monero but its completely traceable, shilled by every grifting KOL, listed on all major exchanges, and instead of anonymous devs maintaining the protocol we have a doxxed tranny
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Technically, I don't think zcash:native's fair value is exactly 0. Maybe it's $0.0001. Maybe even $0.001. There'll probably still be someone who wants to hold a little as a collectible after it dies. It'll be like owning scrap metal from the world trade center wreckage after 9/11.
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yo @HunterBiden hmu if you ever wanna water whip and talk about Hyperliquid, the future of finance 📲👀
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EVEN WITH OUR FEARLESS LEADER @houstonthehog BANNED, WE STILL GOT HELLA DICK 😤
🚨DUEL DEALER SHOUTS OUT SPLITNOW AND SAYS SPLIGGAS GOT HELLA DICK
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Replying to @iTrapKeys
always choose @splitnow 🥂
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ask yourself: how much ineptitude is the @Zcash community willing to tolerate? 🤔 this is NOT the first “we don’t think the double spend glitch was exploited” moment. never forget the mess CVE-2019-7167 left on the chart. look out below!
CLAUDE OPUS 4.8 JUST BROKE A $9 BILLION PRIVACY COIN. 🚨 A security researcher used Anthropic's new model to find a 4-year-old soundness bug in Zcash's Orchard pool. The flaw could create unlimited, undetectable counterfeit $ZEC. Discovered May 29. Patched June 3. Could have been exploited for over 4 years. The team has no answer.
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