My post-Halloween costume is a Twitter blue checker, looking for engagement:
"Never watched Grey's Anatomy, but why does every clip I've seen from that show involve a doctor dying??? What the hell are they doing in that hospital???"
Dearest Death, AKA The Grim Reaper, Kamatayan, Teleute, Thanatos, La Mort, La Parca, Mors, Mot, Giltinė, Magere Hein, La Santa Muerte, Smrt, Pietje de Dood, etc.
WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM, MAN???
Just hooked up with a bott so much taller than me and he wanted so many standing positions so now my calves, metatarsals and whatever you call the arch of the foot is telling me I should just forget running tomorrow.🙃Tall guys are cool and all but short kings, I appreciate you.
I think so, based on personal experience. I identify as gay, but I've been sexually attracted to trans men, including those who haven't undergone bottom surgery.
Friends have told me that maybe I'm bi since the presence of a vagina doesn't kill my boner but (1/3)
I don't think that's the right term for me because 1. I don't actively seek out sexual partners with vaginas. & 2. I've never been sexually attracted to cis women or trans women who have undergone extensive medical and physical transitions. (2/3)
My boyfriend is a Scorpio, 6 of my best friends are Scorpios, my fucking dog is a Scorpio and apparently my boring ass, reliable main is a Scorpio. 🙃 Hirap maging isda.
Happy Birthday, Flins!
#GenshinImpact #Flins
Good evening. I was just thinking that you, perhaps, might appreciate seeing a few of the little things I have collected.
Some objects appear quite unremarkable by daylight. It is only after nightfall that their true luster reveals itself.
This one, however, seems to be shining more brightly than usual tonight. Perhaps the two of you are simply well matched.
If it pleases you, take it with you when you leave. A small glimmer like this should be enough to help you find your way along a dark road.
Logging a few morning runs before this El Niño peaks and runs become most satisfying when done across the face of every asshat pushing for more foreign-run data centers in this currently fragile-ass country.
“Only after women like me started turning a 7-figure profit do [men] now suddenly want to claim ‘loneliness.’ …So why is it that men only again adopted this language of victimhood after women started wielding control over their own bodies in porn?”
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Drag them across the street.
J retweeted
Sufjan Stevens performed live publicly for the first time since being diagnosed with Guillain-Barré syndrome
pitchfork.com/story/sufjan-s…
TIL that Filipino conservatives are also falling for Bolsonaro's performative victimhood, complaining about a time extension HIS CAMP ALSO REQUESTED.
But, of course, I shouldn't be surprised, considering the things they believed in: "Quiboloy," "Jetski," "3-6 months," "UniTeam"
"If you put a barrel under your gutter, you have a rain barrel. But leaves fall in. So you add a mesh basket. But the first rain brings in dust and bird droppings. So, you add a pipe that catches that dirty water first. But open water breeds mo--"
*Cuts tutorial.
*Opens Grindr.
I mean, congrats and all but the fact that this was a hard fought victory in 2026 just highlights how dangerous Team Epstein and its anti-intellectual evangelicals are.
Brazilian President Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva has won reelection, defeating Senator Flávio Bolsonaro, an ally of President Donald Trump, in a razor-thin race that capped a deeply polarized presidential race. cnn.it/4i5iqxE
