@iamFmajor

I drag men and women the same way, relationships, Nigerian life. No favourites. Chelsea till I die💙. DM for ads.

Joined May 2024
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Women! once you get married, please write your will. Death doesn’t have a timetable. Don’t allow your husband and kids suffer Biko. No detail is too small to leave out. Enough is enough. I can’t believe we’re still having this conversation in 2026.
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Bammy
@bammybae_3h
According to experts. £100,000 is no longer a high salary in the UK because of the cost of living. Imagine someone earning £27,000 reading this news. 😭😂 If £100k is no longer high, what should we call £27k?
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Peng🦋
@SusuDpeng4h
Here’s mine 😍
olamide 😌
@crypogirl924Oct 24
Picture of you in uni or poly thread 🧵
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Sir Dickson
@Wizarab103h
He should better turn it down. Don't approach business with desperation.
ARÁKÙNRIN ÌYÈLỌLÁ 👷🏡
@IyelolaIge19h
I just finished a meeting where they offered the contractor a 200 million upfront payment for a Rice mill company project worth over 1.5 billion. After the meeting, the contractor said the first upfront payment is too low, so they either increase it or he's not going to accept the offer😳. I just dey look the man with bombastic side eye better calm down chief 😂😂
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Tasha✨
@Tasha164418h
Nothing triggers instant regret quite like trusting someone with a soft part of your story, only to realize they were just listening out of curiosity, not care.
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Tasha✨
@Tasha164417h
Unpopular opinion: No amount of celibacy will bring back your virginity.
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Tasha✨
@Tasha16445h
Privacy is a superpower when nobody knows what's going on in your heart; nobody can use it against you or make you feel foolish for feeling it.
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Tasha✨
@Tasha16444h
Are you okay with someone who always sends voice notes instead of typing?
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Tasha✨
@Tasha1644Oct 27
When someone takes hours to reply to a text, do you match their energy or just reply normally?
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Tasha✨
@Tasha16443h
If a first date goes okay but leaves you completely neutral, do you give them a second chance or move on?
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@iamFmajor3h
Women! once you get married, please write your will. Death doesn’t have a timetable. Don’t allow your husband and kids suffer Biko. No detail is too small to leave out. Enough is enough. I can’t believe we’re still having this conversation in 2026.
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get up make yourself proud fuck everybody else have a lovely day
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i’m a sucker for bald headed niggas😩 nggas be daimn sexy asf
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🌼🌸jeira🧁
@JeiraPrecious5h
grab that lotion and free your soul 🙂
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🌼🌸jeira🧁
@JeiraPrecious6h
good morning mutuals⛅️ I pray y’all don’t lose your motion😌🙏🏻
Jasonnn
@jasonnnn_nnnnn7h
Get up and move today , even if you don’t feel like it !!
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Avril Amaka
@avrilamaka12h
Why is this directed only at men? I update my will regularly. Stop pushing this narrative that women bring nothing to a marriage. We have assets and families to protect too. We’re all adults. You’re practically announcing that you have nothing to contribute or leave behind. Speak for yourself.
ifeoma 🇳🇬🇬🇧@ifeoma_anita22h
Men! once you get married, please write your will. Death doesn’t have a timetable. Don’t allow your wife and kids suffer Biko. No detail is too small to leave out. Enough is enough. I can’t believe we’re still having this conversation in 2026.
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Emmy🎀°
@princess_ehmy5h
"Ladies date a man you can afford" If a man sponsors you through out the year, you should be able to do atleast one big thing for him in return" Do you agree with you her? This dating pool is not for the weak 😊
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Rruth
@Rruth_ie6h
No let anybody rage bait you , but if they come to you directly, spare no one 👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾..
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Sir Dickson
@Wizarab105h
Women are not the bread winner anymore? How bread winner wan take suffer if the man die? . . . Women who contribute nothing to the family actually expect you to die young because they know how much pressure and stress you're going through. Interestingly, she just expects you to die so she can collect your money. No woman who is in love with you and happily building a life with you would be talking about you dying so they can inherit your asset. She would be looking after you and begging you to look after yourself and nit die to leave her alone.
ifeoma 🇳🇬🇬🇧@ifeoma_anita22h
Men! once you get married, please write your will. Death doesn’t have a timetable. Don’t allow your wife and kids suffer Biko. No detail is too small to leave out. Enough is enough. I can’t believe we’re still having this conversation in 2026.
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Maxvayshia™
@maxvayshia6h
95% of the people always dragging and hating on Mummy Zee are WOMEN like her. Y’all will understand willingly or by fire why some of we men never take it easy with that gender generally. No creature in life is more toxic that them.
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