big fish

Everyone has a cool tweet pinned to the top of their profile to look legit or to represent themselves but in theory it could just be any random ass thing and that would be way funnier

Jason Kelce is dressed like a leprechaun #mondaynightcountdown

That was one of the best fights I’ve seen in many moons and fortnights

lol Joe Rogan tiny af how trump supposed to be 6’3 out here barely bigger lol

What’s with the different urinal heights? This is like daylight savings for pisses – at Halifax, Nova Scotia

Something about airports turns people into feral animals with no social cues – at Halifax, Nova Scotia

Having to buy papers feels like an outdated activity – at Winnipeg, Manitoba

I’m convinced the gap between article readers and headline sharers is the actual bane of online existence. – at Winnipeg, Manitoba

Very few smaller but more satisfying wins than timing your airplane movie credits rolling right as you land – at Halifax, Nova Scotia

You know the world is kinda fucked up when you eat on an airplane and the prices seem like a decent value – at Halifax, Nova Scotia

Sabrina Carpenter’s head is 3 to 4 sizes too big for her body – at Winnipeg, Manitoba

‘Don’t go out to eat if you can’t afford to tip 30% this is how I pay my bills’ meanwhile every server you know just plans constant vacations and does mad coke – at Winnipeg, Manitoba

It’s weird watching all these ‘take back Canada’ warriors suck Trump’s dick while he tries to punk us as an entire nation lol bumper sticker to show your Canadian pride until someone says ‘you can be our bitch’ and they celebrate lol – at Winnipeg, Manitoba

Lennox and Evander look like a CTE commercial – at Winnipeg, Manitoba

Would Jake Paul throw this fight to set up a rematch? Hmmmm – at Winnipeg, Manitoba

How *the fuck* did we let hats go from 30 bucks to 75 goddamn dollars – at Winnipeg, Manitoba

These fucking lady bug things make me anti immigration

Pam Oliver sounds drunk all the time – at Winnipeg, Manitoba

Bro some people are beyond fucked lol. Climate change makes storms worse? No way, gotta be that ‘they’ control the weather and the hurricane is designed to target states that vote republican lol holy shit how did you get this far in life – at Winnipeg, Manitoba