La Peace

She be like "stop touching me" the whole time her p**ssy dripping 🥵

Huku kwa mzazi unemployed tunakaa lakini unalipa na mental health

Unemployed tushaamka na kupanda rooftop, swali bado ni je?

Salary ya 30k na hii Nairobi nayo haiwezi

Good morning Manchester united fans only

Manchester united has messed with my mental health and destroyed my 20s

Man u leo ndo tunaanza ligi

Man u ndo inaeza simamisha PSG kwa hii champions league they've never beaten us na hawawezi

Wazazi wako wanajua ushakuwa kwa ndoa mingi kuwashinda

Mi hujiuliza mbina madem warembo ndo hurushwa kutoka kwa ghorofa, akina Kambwala have dignity and morals

Hizi memes za millennial zinaudhi tu sasa juu tushazizoea

Watoto siku hizi ni wanono, they just eat na wako indoors all the time wanakuwa introverts, wazazi mnapea watoto nini jameni

Locals ibaki kuwa locals, sio eti unakuja kuflex na henessy na hutoi za tax, tupataneni locals juu life pia is not that serious venye tunaiweka

Funny how generational wealth zimejaa side za Northern Kenya, it only needs the audacity

Masaa ni za kuimport ma Kambwala na leny Yoro juu baridi ishakaa mbaya mamae

Hadi Betika ni counterfeit bana, after kuchambua slip hivo bado inaungua mamae

Moja kwa moja hadi kwa mlaguzi wa matawi, unemployment will kill us youths, sasa tutado

Unemployed bastards UEFA ndo itatueka busy hii wiki

Leave campus girls for campus boys, juu design hao watu wanakulana, wewe uko hapo nje unasema dem yangu ako 2nd year, ukimaliza campus deal na watu mko na wao nje

Man united tukipewa hiyo Psg, tunafake injury ya players hadi coaching staff

Funny how siku hizi Kenya unaeza order strait of hormuz online kama package ya kilimall