The most incredible part about the double extra vote play on #Survivor51 tonight is the journey that it took for that first one to end up in their possession. Maggie got it from Brady, who found it thanks to Carter’s clue in his bag. And who searched the bag? LEWIS.

Survivor Twitter is abysmal 95% of the time, then 5% of it you’ll find the literal funniest thing ever, that’s why I’ll never quit lmao

It’s time, Mumbo.

Honestly, I’d probably fake a foot injury if I was on a tribe with Eric, too. Guess I owe Rob an apology…

I just want SotR to get here fast so that Twitter will finally not be full of McKenna fans and Whitney fans incessantly arguing over which character is more important; it’s getting to a point where both actresses are being attacked relentlessly. Do better, guys.

Officially calling out Mike McDaniel. I’m coming for your job, buddy.

If Herbert leaves, I’m going with him. Never seen an organization fail a QB like this. Most hit QB since he entered the league, constantly playing through injuries despite getting hurt every year. It’s just gross misconduct at this point, and he deserves so much better than this.

I just know that if the Broncos lose this game, this app is going to go crazy on Sunday 😭

Mike Williams came back for a day, painted white over the 8 on his jersey, and none of us noticed.

Seahawks played so fucking dirty today. Games like this are why I can’t ever hate Herbert. Took late hits all game, got hit in the knees down 17, looked like he was done for the day. Stayed in, nearly came all the way back, only for his O-Line to get him killed one last time.

Tweets like this kinda crack me up because they’re reacting to finding someone else who ships a bunch of the most canon and well-known ships ever as if it’s crazy to encounter another one in the wild 😭 No hate, just kinda funny lol

For most franchises I’ve played a lot of, I chose the first one I ever played, with the exception of MK8D which I just have a ridiculous amount of hours on. Other than that, I picked the four games that I feel like I played the most and had phases of obsession with.

I really hope he commits to this as a bit and adds nine every time he switches teams in the future. Next team, he’s 27, then 36, then 45… and if he goes down the Ryan Fitzpatrick career pipeline, we will eventually see a QB wearing 99.

Survivor Twitter really needs to realize that voting off your tribe’s strongest challenge competitor in Episode One is basically asking to go to every pre-swap tribal council. Every season, it’s “Why isn’t Brady the target?” or praise for Emily voting off Q… how’d that turn out?

New material to use whenever I stub my toe

The comments on this are making me lose faith in humanity, what happened to humor 😭

Okay that’s a cool trick but you never guessed a fucking month