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Creamth, the doodoo boy@iamcreamth15 Jan 2024

Jesus might have turned water into wine but I turn 5 Nathan’s hot dogs into a steaming pile of shit and nobody calls me the fuckin messiah

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Creamth, the doodoo boy@iamcreamthNov 11

paul HUSSEIN mccartney

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Creamth, the doodoo boy@iamcreamthNov 11

Doctor: my god, this is the worst case of the cummies I’ve ever seen

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Creamth, the doodoo boy@iamcreamthNov 9

liberty biberty is mossad

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Creamth, the doodoo boy@iamcreamthNov 1

hey @elonmusk you should make a car that runs on PISS!!!

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Creamth, the doodoo boy@iamcreamthOct 28

whenever the catcher runs up to see the pitcher I always get sad when they don’t kiss :(

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Creamth, the doodoo boy@iamcreamthOct 24

me explaining Noah kahan to my boomer parents: “yeah it’s that guy that white women realllly like”

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Creamth, the doodoo boy@iamcreamthSep 4

this too shall pass? more like piss poo shall ass amirite?

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Creamth, the doodoo boy retweeted

Franklin the GOAT®@FranklinDaGoatAug 31

I clogged the toilet this morning with pee

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Creamth, the doodoo boy@iamcreamthAug 31

can’t wait to vote kony 2028

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Creamth, the doodoo boy@iamcreamthAug 25

jelly roll is going to come out as a maoist just you wait!!!!

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Creamth, the doodoo boy@iamcreamthAug 24

we always speak of lil John but never speak of his beloved east side boyz

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Creamth, the doodoo boy@iamcreamthAug 20

my gay dads are fighting again

@consequenceAug 19

Update: Charley Crockett has more words for Jack White: "If you want the smoke, I'm your man."

Image from CONSEQUENCE (@consequence)

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Boots, 'with the fur'@afraidofwasps30 Dec 2024

(Realizing i zoned out for 15 years and have a family now without noticing) (Realizing I never committed my beautiful child's name to memory) You - (forgetting if we have hogs or not but going with my gut feeling) Feed them hogs

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Creamth, the doodoo boy@iamcreamthAug 15

if you don’t choose F you’re a coward

@JoshuaBarzonAug 14

You have to stay in one circle for the rest of your life. Which one are you picking?

Image from Josh Barzon (@JoshuaBarzon)

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Creamth, the doodoo boy@iamcreamthAug 10

everyone talkin bout Microsoft but im out here like damn let’s be MACRO HARD

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Creamth, the doodoo boy@iamcreamthJul 22

might change my name to dickass

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Creamth, the doodoo boy@iamcreamthJul 20

Warren Haynes more like Peace and Calvin Klein

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Creamth, the doodoo boy@iamcreamthJun 26

Poopington Cummingsley Fartingdale These are just a few examples of the things my sick twisted mind can come up with.

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Creamth, the doodoo boy@iamcreamthJun 18

We need Jelly Roll featuring 100 gecs NOW

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Creamth, the doodoo boy@iamcreamthJun 16

UFC at the White House more like Poo F Pee at the Brown House (the f stands for fart)

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