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Minding my business 1 tweet at a time.

Dallas, TX
Joined March 2009
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“I don’t do politics” = I am stupid as hell
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Yall are 100% clowns if you still support that lady. She doesn’t like you and doesn’t care about your safety
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The biggest freaks, gay or straight are in the church.
Moment an American pastor and prophetess, who are both married, introduce a new wife to their congregation and announce that they are now in a polygynous marriage with a female church member, claiming it is the “will of God.” 😭🤦🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️
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Of course that lightskin dude is a marb and some of y’all still support him.
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Every time.
Barack Obama daughter Shasha Obama was spotted with baby bump, it seems she’s having an affair and chose to keep it of social media.
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Bottoms who don’t need poppers or numbing cream 😮‍💨 >>>>>>
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Nothing more dangerous and irritating than a fine ass man in his early 40s. He is absolutely gonna make you WORK FOR IT
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Just skip to this step and do powder like the rest 🤭
Guys is poppers actually safe to use? genuinely curious, what are the risks???
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The block party owes me nothing after last night.
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Because the colored flags are running rampant.
I beg y'all .. to please look at the location before you react and respond ..
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Facts 😂
"Why do positions matter?" = I'm a bottom "You masc?" = I'm a bottom "I host" = I'm a bottom "You out?" = I'm a bottom “No fats no fems.” I’m a bottom "No verses" = I'm a bottom "No bottoms" = I'm a bottom Philippians 4:13 scripture in profile = bottom
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Tamar is going to crash out when she hear Iyanla with Jason Lee.
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Oh, he is a fan of that lady. No wonder he is crashing out over burning his food.
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I’ve said this before I’ll say it again… I love kissing. I wanna be a kiss. If you can’t kiss it’s an immediate turnoff 😭😭 cause wym you can’t kiss!?
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Gay guys who want love aren't desperate, they're ready.
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No shade, Cardi takes this far more serious than any one ever thought she would. She’s a legit incredible entertainer —there’s no debate or getting around it. #NPR #TinyDesk
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Ken Paxton appears to kick out a Republican attendee at his rally just because she is Black. The attendee is an influencer with 200k TikTok followers.
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How can you not like Cardi.
Cardi B performs “I Like It” for her NPR Tiny Desk concert: youtu.be/HYA9e0XOUGk?is=u1-w…
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Early voting begins today Texas. Go vote.
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