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Joined June 2018
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Using em dashes in 2026 is a status symbol — a sign of not living in fear
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Girl who is still weird: I was so weird back then
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😭😭
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I got it yes bitches chocolate vanilla swirl with cookie crunch please
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Lvl up!
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This is how you knew you were chopped back in my day
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Yawn
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I don’t want to talk about my broken oven handle
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