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earl simmons

@iamsamkeller

if my tweets about jeopardy make you laugh you are legally required to venmo me $5

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Joined February 2009
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THIS IS THE DRAMA I LIVE FOR
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the dems are already getting started in philly 🫶
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my coffee tastes perfect today
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Lebron signing with the sixers really changed the direction of this country
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Good Morning, John Fetterman will be voted out of office in 734 days.
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next up is primarying all the loser dems who have been in office for a billion years and done nothing but enrich themselves :) :) :)
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We’re putting Hegseth on estrogen
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forgive me father, for I have libbed. it has been six years since my last confession
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what are the PA trifecta odds looking like
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Lebron signing with the sixers really changed the direction of this country
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they will be referred to in the diminutive until they win a championship. then they can be called the Sixers
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in my lifetime…
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you simply had to be there
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C O U R T N E Y (@icourtneycries) profile pictureC O U R T N E Y@icourtneycries17h
imagine those of us that got to experience a phillies world series win AND an obama presidential win within days of each other
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what’s Beto up to
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just so everyone knows we’re only going lefter from here
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I’ve sent 10 straight unanswered tweets to the group chat
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we're putting ms rachel on the $100 bill
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time to pull out the bottle of rose i opened three months ago and polish it off for the evening
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watching the election numbers come in
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feeling 2008ish alright
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election night is always great for reminding me that the only reason I know county names in states outside of the northeast is because I used to watch a shit ton of live pd
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