If you never want to think about a movie again, watch a @criterion DVD and all of its special features in one sitting.

#ThePrisoner action figure @kickstarter campaign is live! kickstarter.com/projects/wan…

BLOODSPORT remake except the main character is the monkey kung fu guy.

Do the stuntmen get to eat the sugar glass after the scene is over?

"Street Fighter II was better than Mortal Kombat because it had eight playable characters as opposed to seven." "Yeah, but Ryu and Ken were basically the same character." "HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!"

Twitter, give us a quote favorite feature the same way you gave us a quote retweet.

me when I retweet a funny tweet

Iggy, Lemmy, and Wendy O. are my favorite punk singers and Koopalings.

Many remember FIGHT CLUB as a story about a guy who hits people and blows stuff up, but I remember it as a story about a guy who joins support groups because he's lonely.

My Hero Macadamia

When you have no one, you'll fall in love with anyone.

"What religion are you?" "Cartoonist."

Suicide Girls are always shorter in real life.

Make like a leppard and get the rock out of here.

I wish Oasis the band would cover "Oasis" the Puya song.

Correcting people's pronunciation of my name shifts the power dynamic back to me.

Take a journey through The Metropolitan Museum of Content Creation

If you're going to take a photography class to learn how to take pictures for Instagram, please also take a writing class so you can learn how to write captions for them.

Should I sign up for capoeira lessons or should I just watch ONLY THE STRONG again?