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ian (parody)

@ianstwrt

that’s showbiz baybee. he/him

 rochester ny
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Joined November 2014
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Good morning
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Jeremy@puddingonx7 Apr 2024
CBS presents the Verizon 5G Best Buy Total Eclipse brought to you by State Farm
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keegan@FranziaMom4 Nov 2023
in 20 years, kids are going to talk about seeing @CarpoolNY like they were Black Flag
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I think harmonicas should be regulated like cars like you shouldn’t just be able to just use of those things without a license and all that
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Southern Dan@StolenDans23 Jul 2023
oppenheimer: i am become death destroyer of beastie boys, in unison: WORLDS
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When someone asks why my sense of humor is the way it is
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I’m @ianstwrt on threads. If this app dies I’ll be there.
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Today is a great day for reaction YouTubers.
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Trung Phan
@TrungTPhan25 Jun 2023
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Unfortunately I hit the left cymbal instead of right cymbal and we crashed into the titanic
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@GlamazonJay20 Jun 2023
If you could choose any gaming controller to steer your submersible which one would you choose?
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naked bike.
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I feel like a dad right now
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Oh that? That’s my emotional support junk shelf.
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keegan@FranziaMom10 Jun 2023
everyone in this great big god damn world wants exactly one thing, a single desire that all people share: rickenbacker bass
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Absolutely not surprised that fellow saw the acaia pearl and said “yeah let’s make one but even more expensive”
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Still probably gonna buy one tho. I’m a slut for good design
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The best DIY bands these days are seeing forward mobility and touring with nationally recognized acts smh. Whatever happened to releasing one album, playing a blowout gig at the biggest VFW in your town, breaking up, and dying a legend? – at Pittsburgh, PA
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Movie directors coming to Rochester right now probably think they’re landing in Mexico
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The thing that scares me the most about going back to school for education is that I’ll be in class with a bunch of 18 year olds who most likely don’t know who Mr. Feeny is.
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Who wants to go in on a case of angostura with me?
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