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Are you joking @Jeep? Harrison Ford would never drive one of the top 5 worst cars.

Matthew McConaughey’s @UberEats Super Bowl ad was like a soggy fry, star-studded but lacking flavor. Meanwhile, @Instacart’s mascot mashup delivered the goods with a side of nostalgia. Guess Uber Eats should’ve ordered a better script!

#Awesome as always @iliza #live tonight from the @MagicCastle_AMA car park! – at Los Angeles, CA

FU @united. LAX-SAN 45mins late because 1 of your planes disabled in the alleyway. Its 8:51 & still @flyLAXairport & supposed to land in SAN in 3mins according to your app. #incompetent morons. #fail #lies – at Los Angeles, CA

Deliveries with @amazon @AmazonHelp #prime are a waste of time. They’re always late!!! May as well give up prime membership. #fail #yousuck #late – at Los Angeles, CA

Wtf!? Again. @amazon @AmazonHelp. 4th delivery in a row that is #late due to your mishandling. Wtf is the point of #Prime when you just keep delaying packages?! – at Los Angeles, CA

Looks like you need to get your #bike @Uber @JUMPbyUber. It’s in the #Venice #Canals @venice311.

Hey @DIRECTV you suck still. Again I get error 927 with #ondemand #TV. And you have no idea why and still after years you can’t fix it. I’m done with you. #fail

FU @kickstarter for not enforcing your own terms when projects take our money and #fail to deliver anything. @amabrush the latest dicks to deliver nothing nor refund anyone. – at Los Angeles, CA

How much #compensation for 5.5hr #delay due to your #failure to assign a crew? @united you #suck!!!

FU @United for 5.5hrs delayed due to mechanical issues on first plane and illegal flight crew that had to be swapped out on 2nd plane. I want #compensation. #YouSuck #fail – at Colorado, USA

FU @united. Claiming an early arrival. NO we spent 30mins on the tarmac @flySFO because gate 68 was occupied. Finally arrived 10am, 30mins LATE. – at California, USA

More #lies from @United. “Departed” and “on time”, no. still sitting on the tarmac #DELAYED. But they’re counting this as on schedule.

Still down. @Ask_Spectrum. Down over 12hrs now!!! #YouSuck – at Los Angeles, CA

The @downdetector site reporting hundreds of @Ask_Spectrum outages in #LA. Fix your #shit service Spectrum. – at Los Angeles, CA

FU @Ask_Spectrum your #internet #service is #down again all over LA. #shit #unreliable – at Los Angeles, CA

FU @airnzuk & @heathrow NZ2 bags took 50mins to just start coming out on carousel. #fail #useless #incompetence – at Hillingdon, London

FU @DIRECTV still getting #error 927 with latest receiver and updates. You suck. I #ondemand #TV #fail