nose picker, can’t poop in a public toilet
Bolognese Heights, USA
Joined November 2022
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My mom bought a kids book about loving yourself. It’s classic theme and good message, but she didn’t realize how the majority of it focuses on loving your disgusting nappy hair and dark skin
Kelce is great but Gronk is undoubtedly the best tight end of all time and it’s not even close
Some wide receivers block better than Kelce
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The baby bit my wife tonight, something our first son never did. I heard her yell “ow ow ow you do not do that!!!” I run in like what just happened
He bit her boob. And I’m like uhh I mean ya know that’s like bad but i uhh if you remove the teeth ya know like sometimes i uhh ya know umm uhh I wouldn’t like clench with teeth but I mean as a guy you just kinda uhh I mean ya know
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Almost 80 books in the baby’s room. About 50 in his brother’s room. Another 40 or so downstairs. We’ve read them all. They enjoy them all. But if we let them pick, it’s the same 10-15 over and over and over
I can’t judge, all I watch is Seinfeld and listen to no new music after 2010
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These people truly believe white people are the most violent race
It’s so tiring waking up every day to see that another white man has got up and killed his family and then went out to a church or a school or some public area and killed innocents Home all because someone told him no. The white fatigue is real lol
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These people are such losers
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From the plane crash fallout, am I understanding it correctly that jets would crash at an insanely high rate if they didn’t constantly avoid storms?
I knew they’d avoid if possible but I thought storms were manageable to pass through?
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It’s rare for a law to be both islamophobic and antisemitic but they pulled it off
🚨 NEW: The following porn is illegal to possess or publish in England and Wales from tomorrow:
- Strangulation or suffocation, such as restricting breathing through facesitting or hand over mouth
- Penetrative sex between family members or people pretending to be related (like father and daughter), including step and foster-family scenarios where one person is or appears under 18
- Adults roleplaying as children under 16, such as wearing school uniform
Anyone who currently possesses the content above must delete it before tomorrow or face up to 3 years in prison, or 5 years if they publish it