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why watch overtime playoff hockey when you can simply snort cocaine and ride a motorcycle out of a helicopter
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RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but im different. and better. maybe even better than the gods
trying to understand the thought process that led to using slightly different shades of the same color as mnemonic identifiers for three out of seven floors
wait until this guy learns how computers work
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Out on the town having the time of my life with a bunch of friends. They're all just out of frame, laughing too.
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[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
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Frog knocked at Toad’s door. “Toad, wake up, he cried. “Come out and see how wonderful the winter is!”
“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
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If your milk hotel is neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the milk hotel of the oppressor.















